Laughter? In This Economy?

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Interviewer: "so where do you see yourself in five years?"

Me: "I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore I've won the house cup"

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

[blackleatherjesster]

Because of how bad the post is

[theyreoutofcontrol]

And God bless the computer nerds on random forums who show me how to uninstall terrible automatic updates

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Me reinventing pants every time I try to take off a romper: “you know this would be so much easier if the top and bottom were separate.”

[i-merani]

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Whoever talked shit on my favorite fan fic and made the author so uncomfortable she took it down, firstly what the fuck!!?? And secondly, may your pillow never be fully cold, may your socks always be slightly damp, and may your nose always be a little runny.

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Stop telling me your website works better as an app. I’m not getting the app. The website is doing just fine. Stop harassing me

[marvelsmostwanted]

Not RFK Jr trying to convince us that the (optional) added sugar in Dunkin coffee is somehow the biggest health problem facing our country while ignoring a measles outbreak, a TB outbreak, and the bird flu ... bro that brain worm never really left huh

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Didn’t he literally just make Coca-cola put sugar back in their drinks?

[marvelsmostwanted]

The number of people on TikTok who seem to have legitimately bought into the theory (originally started by QAnon, I believe) that high-profile politicians and celebrities are eating children or drinking blood is concerning. Please read a books. Any book

[theyreoutofcontrol]

My favorite part of that conspiracy theory is that the blood is allegedly drunk to stay young and like none of the accused look remotely young :/ it’s not even working

[finelytaylored]

CONGRATS TO THE WOMENS USA HOCKEY TEAM AND THE WOMENS TEAM ONLY

[theyreoutofcontrol]

The Olympics is one of the only sports competitions where we get to see women’s sports held in the same regard as men’s. Sometimes the women’s event gets even more of the spotlight if we have medal contenders competing and the men’s side doesn’t. To me, it’s a space where sports can be what they should be in a perfect world, equal.

So seeing this belittling of the women’s team accomplishing the SAME thing as the men’s team, a gold medal, just is that more disappointing that it took place in this space that is kind of sacred.

And honestly, shame on the men for laughing when you know first hand what it takes to accomplish something like that, the time and dedication and effort. And you did it as a paid professional when a lot of these women have other jobs and have to work even harder to get there.

And finally, shame on the president of United States for making fun of athletes who just went out and brought home a gold medal for their country. What an embarrassment as a leader.

[marvelsmostwanted]

True shoutout to Joaquin Castro and Jasmine Crockett who went to that detention center and made sure Liam got home to Minnesota; you can call it a publicity move but they did not have to do that. They went out of their way to check on the family, report the conditions they were living in, and make sure Liam and his father were promptly released once they had the court order and put on a plane and safely sent home. That's what elected Democrats should be doing. (Even if it's not enough, it's better than the literally nothing Chuck Schumer is doing rn)

[theyreoutofcontrol]

Is there anyone Mike will not whore his hot honey out too

[theyreoutofcontrol]

The TikTok AI is so bad at summing up videos every overview is pure comedy, but identifying Zohran Mamdani as Bill de Blasio is honestly taking me out, like his name is in the description of the video!! Where did you even get Bill de Blasios name from? He hasn’t been mayor since 2021.

[theyreoutofcontrol]

I don’t know what kind of insane subconscious conditioning we all got in this country but I am SO SICK of seeing more outrage about protestors throwing a brick through a window in response to a man being murdered and kids being abducted than to the ACTUAL MURDER

Windows can be replaced, a man’s life cannot be untaken.

[theyreoutofcontrol]

I don’t know how anyone could defend this but I’m seeing it multiple places. No eyewitnesses reported this father abandoning his son and several said there were other adults from the home asking ice agents to leave the boy with them.

But for the defenders, think for a second, what happens if the police arrest a child’s parents or find an abandoned child? In absolute ZERO cases would they take that child to prison and keep him detained. That child would be turned over to the department of children and families to find family to place him with or a temporary placement. In no world would a child ever just be whisked off to prison as well. That makes no sense in any context and is a piss poor defense of a sick and disgusting kidnapping of an innocent man and his baby.

And the fucking vice president hiding behind his pitiful, well what were they supposed to do, leave him to freeze?? Hey maybe they could have just let him go home to his warm house with his loving family. Or turned him over to his mom. Or turned him over to members of the school system who were present. Or turned him over to DCF. Many safe and legal avenues were available and none of them were kidnap and terrorize a 5 year old.

Vice President Vance defends ICE detainment of 5-year-old in Minnesota

JD Vance visited Minneapolis as scrutiny mounted over the handling of immigration enforcement operations, including the detention of a 5-yea

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/21/ice-detains-5year-old-minnesota-boy-lawyer-says-agents-used-him-as-bait

[theyreoutofcontrol]

The people they meet on vacation are themselves!! It’s a book about coming to understand who you are and what you want out of life. Traveling and experiencing new things helps them connect with themselves and each other. They’re meeting their vacation selves! And their true selves!! Those were the people they meet on vacation!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh