Drink your milk

this is a threat

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axe/tomata headcannons- still in class uh-hah-ha

6′’1

mah favorite

he doesn’t know whats going on half the time

always in his head

distant at first

don’t trust nobody

he’s nice once you get to know him

sweet even

sleeps anywhere

everywhere

eats evErYthiNg

as expected of him

onsies, buy him onsies he’ll love them

buy him FooD

forgets alot of stuff

likes those big industrial sized bottles of ketchup

beAnbAg chAiRS 

EverYwhErE

space nerd

sleeps to avoid situations

SANS WHERE DID ALL THE OREOS GO

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-

SANS I JUST BOUGHT THOSE-

if you touch his brother you will die-

dont sneak up on him, you will die-

i call him tomata because of a dream i had, i thought it was adorable

which he is

He’ll sneak up on ya too

he thinks its funny

this man has the density of a dying star

few people can actually lift him

except like paps and undyne

he knows he’s ugly don’t say nothin about it damn

he’s also trying his best

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Sans always sleep in the weirdest places like under the stairs, in the dryer, or uh on top of the fridge?

The whole time I was drawing this I couldn’t stop thinking about how sans would have to make a conscious effort to choose to climb and sleep in the dryer

Not my best work, but hey I tried 🤷

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Sans always sleep in the weirdest places like under the stairs, in the dryer, or uh on top of the fridge?

[briarwynthemorphling-deactivate]

Does this annoy Papyrus much?

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he pretends it does but he loves it

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sugar headcannons in the middle of class

8′’1

this boy stronk

careful hugging this man he will break you like bane broke the bat

hear that whistling noise? that’s him breathing while he sleeps

blinD

only he actually wears his glasses

*ahem* stretch

where’d the entire pasta isle go?

he bought it, hes taking it home.

sensitive about his looks

he will cry if you insult him about his face  cuz he thinks hes ugly

proVe him wroNg

don’t make fun of him wtf is wrong with you

babey

oblivious to everything

oh whats that knife for- oh it seems you’ve stabbed me-

hearing loss for the win

hes loud as shit,

He SouNDs kiNDA liKE thIS

if you know what i mean

but when he whispers its creepy as fuck, you expect someone that big to be as loud as he is so him whispering is wtf

hell sneak up on ya

not on purpose

he just walks really quiet

you could probably pick him up hes really light

he likes musicals

if you hurt him in anyway you will die

h e y a   b u d

run

protective of his brother

needs to make sure sans is okay 24/7

calls him like every half hour

yeah bro i’m fine- yeah i swear-

worried bab

even if you do insult him, hell still try to be your friend

he believes in everyone

he needs AffEctIoN

he gets nervous if hes left alone for too long

cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cud-

this man deserves all the validation in the world

trying his best

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Red headcannons even though it's 5am

5"0

Say anything about his height and you die

Lock your fridge

No seriously-he will raid the goddamed fridge

What's that sound at 4am?

He's snoring

He's snoring so loud you probably wanna suffocate him with a pillow

Mitch matched socks always

He's fukin sensitive as shit

Insecure, but aren't we all

Mustard bottles. Everwhere

He likes cars

He's a fukin gremlin

Fuck is his favorite word

One time he bleached his brothers clothes so they were pink

GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN TIE YOU TO THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK AND DRIVE

He spent the night at grillbys

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SP: you have sex when you first meet someone?

blade: tf no

SP: see ya tomorrow

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Beetle: you hear about that guy goin around Killin all the girls that ain't givin em his number?

Collar: no dude that's terrible

Beetle: yup

Beetle: *slowly hands her his phone*

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Random stretch headcannons

6"1

Crocs

Socks with sandels just to be an ass

He's shaped like a damn weasel

Lanky fer no reason

Light sleeper

But he can fall asleep on command no problem

Fukin loves starwars

He has some trouble making freinds

He'll put honey in boiling water and call it tea

Hates spicy shit

Hates scary movies

He has 12 of the same sweater in his closet

He sleeps on everything except his bed

PAPYRUS GET OFF THE COUNTER

cat boy

He's fukin blind

Coke bottle glasses

But he never wears them

He's terrible at math.

Social anxiety like a boss

He'd rather just stay inside and watch sci-fi movies

Sweets

Breakfast lunch and dinner

Blue has to keep him from eating candy every second of the day

Likes cute shit

Sarcastic asshole

Sits upside down for no good reason

Nopes the fuck out of awkward situations

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Hammer: how many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal

G: one. One person

Hammer:...

Hammer:..are you sure?

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Sans headcannons cuz why not

5*0 even

Memelord

Boy can't tie his shoes

Buys like eight pairs of socks and loses them the next day

SANS WHAT THE FU-

will drop what he's doing to pet a dog

Hes not asleep he's listening to your conversation

Up at three am avoiding nightmares

Fukin nerd

If he sais it's muggy outside all your mugs are on the lawn

*nervously sips tea out of a bowl*

Straight up not having a good time

He's smart, but he's also a fuking idiot

Like has two phds but constantly forgets his own birthday

And he can't tie his shoes

Blasts Thomas the train engine at 6pm

Will eat anything

Hides hotdogs in his ribcage

Anime creeps him the friggity fuck out

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HERES AN MS PAINT BLUE TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO KEEP GOING

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Sans always sleep in the weirdest places like under the stairs, in the dryer, or uh on top of the fridge?

The whole time I was drawing this I couldn't stop thinking about how sans would have to make a conscious effort to choose to climb and sleep in the dryer

Not my best work, but hey I tried 🤷

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How to get the child I kidnaped to stop screaming

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Ho shit this isn’t google

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Horrorswap papyrus is that creepy guy at work

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Fuck

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