*FARTS*

They see me goblin... they hatin'...

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Puppet Hood, you be chasing that little squigly piglet like your behind be depending on it, BECAUSE IT DOES!

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Heart Queen, be it King Macbeth be it Souleater? One be having this token of your affection!! I be not telling you WHO!!

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Pantyless Sherezade, maybe be asking Rapunzel Boy let down his hair so you can use it as a stair, CRAWWWWCRAAAWWW!!

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Little Prince, Revolutionary Boy Arthur be fighting kinship for the (em)Rose Bride! 

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FeiSty Kitten, Little Prince BE saying HELLO to KITTY! CRAWWWCRAAWWWW!

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The Souleater, Circle of Salt! So much for your Human Magic!!!

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Lady Goldilocks, Kicking Ball Team! Probable Husband vs Probable Boyfriend. FIGHT!

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Mighty Cub, 1st year Vermin Female Rooms! Goldilocks Girlfriend no so happy now, is she?

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You Vermin Lot be whinin' and complainin' but NOT BE PAYIN' Weekly Tribute of 1 piece of GOLD per Vermin!!!! I be throwin' your STENCHYSMALLPANTS to the RABID DOGS!

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Goblin Announcement: WEEKLY TRIBUTE TIME!

You Vermin livin' in my dwellings for freeloaders. Goblin be a hundred of years percent done with that!! Goblin be coming up with a solution. You start payin'. Every Vermin start payin' WEEKLY TRIBUTE as of NOW!!. Else   I be sending you to the arena FIGHT EACH other's behinds for Goblin Entertainment. You say no? Goblin foresaw. Goblin be damn well a PROPHET!! Goblin be having another plan. BETTER PLAN- I then BE STEALING your UNDERWEARS YOUR PRECIOUS!! what you do now?!! 

BE NOTED: Pouty Princess and Rapunzel Boy be exempted of paying this week because Good Vermin. Mighty Cub was being good Vermin but to daft to understand Goblin plans so be payin' for daftness!!!! 

RENT: as of 1 piece of Gold per Vermin. 

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I be givin' this Goblin Art to Mean Sherezade as offer of piss, please? TAKE IT! please? piss be good. 

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Goblin be go getting the SALT!

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Ω δρακον, έάω μαλερός σοφόνους φθέγγομαι τείδε άναδικέω!

damn you emROSE!!! YOU be so stupid you be not knowing diffrence between Goblin dragon!! go pest someone else!! 

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what 's my destiny ?

WHAT I BE KNOWING!?!! do i be looking like slashDRAGON to you? Goblin farts on human concept of the wORLD!

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I see you humanin' i HATIN'! 

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Goblin dinner tonight!!

Yellow one be too fartsy. Might have to eat other one first. already whipped. 

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Human pest be uncultured pest.

Little Prince and Merlin EmROSE you be deserving each other damn well. Human vermin be not understanding litterary reference of Antoine de Saint- Exupéry. What be doing in school then: PESTERING GOBLIN ONLY! You Pendragon you le petit prince, your boyfriend be the rose. You be in love, so Goblin good analogy. You stupid. You damn right be stupid together.