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Star Trek Into Darkness Special Features: “Unlocking the cut" (gif in crappy quality I’m sorry but the video isn’t in the best quality) The pic above is the script! There is also a different angle of the scene where Spock said the line (I think) "Nyota you mistake my choice not to feel..” (his face, baby!) Notice that the line from the novelization: “to even consider the idea of one’s death affecting a loved one would be so painful” is in the original scene and script as well. and there is a comment about Uhura’s thoughts…. I’m not 100% sure because half of it is so blurry but what I read is “On Uhura. Taken aback. Emotions running as she realizes (?) he loves her that much” Ideas?

lesbx

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

paxamericana

determinate-negation

this doesnt even have the best part

aviculor

Garfield the cat….one of pop culture’s most iconic men…

seasonallydefective

There’s not a single word on this page that isn’t fucking hilarious.

valtsv

man victorian slang was fucking lethal

valtsv

literally how was anyone expected to say something like this with a straight face

valtsv

*lying on my velvet chaise lounge in my robe and slippers* sorry old chap, but i won't be able to make it out tonight. i'm afraid i've got the morbs.

benzedrine-calmstheitch

Holmes at the end of the sign of the four watching Watson run off to marry their client, reaching for his cocaine: boy do I got the morbs now

coach-taylor

thexfiles

David Tennant plays every character like his only contractual obligation is to be a little bit slutty

thexfiles

david tennant signing on to any role:

powerburial

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

signedsincerelymegan-blog

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

powerburial

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

surprisebitch

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

powerburial

yeah but this is like for real people

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.

bunnyfemme-deactivated20180126

Are you an ABBA gay, The Smiths gay, a Backstreet Boys gay, or a Britney Spears gay?

naturalist-disaster

Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase

marisatomay

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

play-dolls

silenthill

barbie is Bi.

maurypovichofficial

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

greedyforlove

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

ruptorune

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

waywardsignns-a

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

sandersstudies

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.