i love my wife

Ryan He/Him just updatin this to say that i am literally someone’s husband now and i love my wife

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[minfonica]

[arundolyn]

reposting bc op was flagged by shinigami eyes and this is important

[cullenafeh-moved-deactivated202]

So apparently the US military is buying location data about Muslims using Muslim prayer and Dating apps - so to my fellow Muslims: 

DELETE MUSLIM PRO OFF YOUR PHONES. 

(If you’re not Muslim you’re free to rb) 

[egberts]

YOU GUYS

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[disasterhimbo]

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[shaolinbynature]

*UPDATED BITCH LMAO* wisconsin, michigan, arizona, pennsylvania, and georgia after their four year relationship with trump

[mysharona1987]

Waiting literally a year for your epic revenge is the most teenage girl move ever.

[mysharona1987]

Regina George would be impresesd, frankly.

[thicccgod]

I don’t check your page for a minute and you’re married now??????

man ion even get on here but yes i am married

HAPPILY

[owlet]

holy shit

[owlet]

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[birnechen2398472-deactivated201]

the bear is loose

[bihalien]

Me as Joe dkhskhsjs

[caliphorniaqueen]

[sadboybrigade]

i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga

[skysignal]

look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god

[ogsplendapapi]

This is all I see when I look at this @chick-fe-latio

[chick-fe-latio]

OMFG YES😍😍😍

[rodnt]

[windynebula]

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[mptyblgplsignr]

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

[moveslikekeithrichards]

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion