You give me your implement.

I don't think she's happy you're here. But what do I know? I'm just a set of eyes and ears. I don't make choices. At least, not any that matter.

[arundolyn]

CROW | ADULT | ANY PRNS | NOT NT/WHITE | BI NB 2S | TAKEN

minors dni, please don't flirt with me, you cannot misgender me in a way that matters, mention fighting games at your own peril (autism), #1 ranked onion hater worldwide

feel free to ask for genshin/hsr uid or other contact info if we've spoken before!

𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙛𝙨! 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨. 𝙞𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙛𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬, 𝙞𝙙𝙘 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤 - 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚

[wikicamp2]

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[doechiisource]

DOECHII performing at Lollapalooza Chile (2026)

[slimetony]

Saw a deer last night after having 1/8th of a beer and got emotional

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[animentality]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

went out to explore my new home all on my lonesome

[batmanego]

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

[adhdasfuck]

Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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[rubedeckillerofficial]

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

[annabelle--cane]

I somehow hit the jackpot and grew up being raised by a mother who was actually good and liked me (while she was poor and disabled nonetheless! Big Fascism is always saying poor and disabled single mothers who aren't evil can't exist, get #owned lol), and that actually made me extremely anti-adult from a very young age. every single friend I ever made from ages seven to nineteen would constantly tell me crazy stories about what regularly went down in the penal institutions that passed for their homes, and that was all considered normal and fine and the gold standard for what nice suburban families were meant to be, meanwhile if I said something like "my mum lets me read any book I want and all movies and tv are allowed as long as we watch them together" then I'd get un-invited from every birthday party because I was deemed a corrupting influence (which, to be fair, I was, because I would spend a lot of time convincing my friends that if their parents' rules sucked and were unfair then it was okay to lie to get around them). and whaddya know I'm twenty-four and still get on really well with my mother and talk to her as much as I can and this is the case for literally no one else I know.

[van1llaskys]

[ruesdeluxe]

[dragongirlteeth]

Her highness told me dragons keep eating her knights so i asked how many knights she has and she told me she just goes to the mead hall and gets a new knight afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding inexperienced knights to dragons and then her maid started crying.

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]