Candy Stealer

"I don't care what they say - stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as it sounds." Affiliated with Memento TV

[thiefofallsweets]

❤

“ Sure you’re not really Chrom’s Daughter? ‘cause you’re a real princess. ”

[thiefofallsweets]

❤ well

“ Are you a king? You must be to have such nice family jewels. ”

[thiefofallsweets]

❤

“ Hot damn sweetie, did anyone ever tell you you’re godly? Could even turn a sinner like ol’ Gaius here into a believer. ”

[thiefofallsweets]

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“ I thought I was a great thief but man, you managed to steal first my eyes and then my heart. ”

[jessudesuarts]

@gaiusismysugardaddy‘s birthday prezzie. 

sorry I can’t really get Gaius looking all gruff and sexy so hopefully a derpy gif will suffice 

[thiefofallsweets]

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“ I once went into a baker’s oven to snatch a loaf of sweet bread, but let me tell you a thing. That experience wasn’t as hot as you are. ”

[thiefofallsweets]

I like to die and be killed. Like this post for a starter from your local sugar daddy.

[thiefofallsweets]

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“ Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘cause you got a sweet ass. ”

Send ❤ for my muse to give yours a cheesy pick-up line!

[scragon]

I’ve been playing Fire Emblem Awakening ALL DAY. Gaius is one of my favorites. 

[sadixtic-deactivated20141114]

"You peasants simply don’t know what it means to have exquisite taste, not to mention you’re desperate. You’d eat a bloody piece of bread directly off the floor if need be!”

[thiefofallsweets]

"You got that one wrong. If I got hungry I'd pilfer the bread right off your golden plate while you're looking the other way. Then I'd use the momentum to dig into your dessert."

[tostargxze-deactivated20150602]

"I see, so you’re a sugar fanatic too, yes?" A star of the same glow, it seemed. Ingrid looked up at the male, eyes locking at the seemingly approved treat. Upon taking it in her hands, she examined it a second before eating a piece of it, a smile growing on her face.

"This is lovely, it suits it well.~" She complimented, "Can this be bought and/or made somewhere? I would love to know, so I can keep some of these for whenever my sweet tooth acts up, you can never have too much sugar."

[thiefofallsweets]

"Heh, fanatic doesn't even begin to cover it," he admitted to his unhealthy eating habits with no hesitation whatsoever. After all in Gaius' mind his addiction was perfectly understandable as he failed to see how someone could get by with not indulging in sweets. "You can say that any moment I'm not eating sugar is an emergency."

Feeling a certain pride well up in his chest from having his cooking complimented - but really, who didn't like it when someone approved of something you had worked hard on? - and he held his head high. "Figs like these you'll have to pay buckets for! You won't just find them this good in every random candy store. Of course things go a bit easier when you have certain other ways of getting your hands on them."

[killuba-blog]

Been super busy with work but here’s a Gaius I snuck in very quickly between assignments

[sadixtic-deactivated20141114]

—"I asked for strawberry shortcake, not chocolate cake, you incompetent fool. Now get on your knees and apologize."

[thiefofallsweets]

"Why not just take them both? Crivens, you fancy waists don't know how to count your blessings."

[tostargxze-deactivated20150602]

    “Forgive me. Sweets are my vice,” Ingrid clarified, though she knew she was wrong for demonstrating such action, she couldn’t help but think that the other wasn’t a polished plate either. Still, she found it in herself to apologize on her part.

Upon hearing his request, she managed to smile, though the name of the treat was unknown to her, but alas, sweets were sweets. “Hmm? That would actually be wonderful. Thank you!”

[thiefofallsweets]

"Hey, water under the bridge and all that. No one got hurt so no harm done," he assured her, truly not feeling much remorse. Now had his beloved bear lollipop actually suffered under her cravings on the other hand... well, that's a story for another time. "If anyone can understand losing control when sweets are involved it's yours truly. Sugar is what gets me through the day."

Rummaging through one of the many hidden pockets in his cape the thief produced two of aforementioned treat, one for himself and one to hand over as promised. "Hope it suits your tastes. I've been known to not go easy on the good ol' sugar pile."

[kodiakbearr]

child

[sheebal]

Can they please have support conversations