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[marcys-mareep]

Reblog if Espeon is your fave eeveelution

(flareon, jolteon, vaporeon, umbreon, leafeon, glaceon, sylveon)

[thievesguildmember]

hi

[everythingfox]

I can’t get over this cat on a watermelon

[thievesguildmember]

wow

[thievesguildmember]

The Addictive Cost Of Predatory Videogame Monetization (The Jimquisition)

[harvxyspecter-blog]

Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.

[thievesguildmember]

Yep

[thievesguildmember]

TX Mom Forces 6-Year-Old SON to Live as Girl #SaveJames

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

🍰 - What is their favorite type of dessert or sweet

Chocolate cake.

[thievesguildmember]

might I interest you in a chocolate cheesecake

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

#1 Mom

[thievesguildmember]

indeed

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

limping

“Did you take an arrow to the knee?”

[thievesguildmember]

no, but I did get a low-grade 3rd-degree burn on it someone put a firebomb on the door that I was trying to open during a job thankfully the weak fire enchantment I placed on my clothes protected me from most of the damage from the explosive

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

No longer need to watch it now. XD

[thievesguildmember]

lol this is too realistic 

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

Carmen Sandiego headcanon she is just extremely skilled also helps the fact that she might actually be immortal

Skilled in what? Everything?

[thievesguildmember]

yep everything 

[psych2go]

Who broke the vase? This Quiz Will Reveal Your Hidden Personality Based On Your Judgment

➡️ TAKE THE QUIZ HERE ⬅️

Your choice will say a lot about you. If you find this quiz informative, do not hesitate to share this quiz with everyone!  

[will-grammer-deactivated2024011]

Child D. Very accurate!

[kimineechan]

scary how accurate those quizzes are wow

[a-lil-gae]

Omg so accurate. Scarily accurate actually

[221bgallifreystands-handles67]

Child D. Accurate AF

[littlethingsmattermost-deactiva]

Child C, true.

[thievesguildmember]

Child D

[bunny-rp-memes]

Reblog if you don’t mind random inbox starters that aren’t memes

[hangthebloodycode-deactivated20]

reblog this if you actually like following me.

[thievesguildmember]

yes its fun

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

I pity the poor souls caught out in this

“What?”

[thievesguildmember]

storm

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

I got this message once, I thought at the time that someone typed their number in wrong when signing up for something (it wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened to me). I didn’t think anything of it until now. Stay safe, friends. If you get anything at all from a number you don’t know, delete it immediately, especially if there’s a link.

[catastrophiccharlie-deactivated]

I’ve gotten this message like 4 times fuck

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

So have I… I never clicked the link but I did reply to the last one with: “No they didn’t.” Haven’t gotten any more since.

[thievesguildmember]

those evil fucks 

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

🍟

“Wile I appreciate the gesture, I don’t really care for fast food of the burger and fries variety. So I’ll have to decline.” She also doesn’t trust him enough to except food or drink from him.

[thievesguildmember]

why would I kill you it would be wasted potential

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

Carmen glared at him. “Bringing something like that up unprovoked is very suspicious.” Now she was even more on guard.

[thievesguildmember]

No, but killing you would deprive me of a rival. Why would I do that?, then stealing things would be boring no fun. Also, The Philosophers Stone is real almost got killed by Lord Voldemort when I took it from Hogwarts. I left a magical flare for the teachers too find harry potter healed him as best I could he should live ah yes unlimited gold. 

[thievesguildmember]

also, I sent you a present a gift if you will 

use it well its charmed to never rust or get dull from use and its gold  

[ask-carmen-sandiego]

🍟

“Wile I appreciate the gesture, I don’t really care for fast food of the burger and fries variety. So I’ll have to decline.” She also doesn’t trust him enough to except food or drink from him.

[thievesguildmember]

why would I kill you it would be wasted potential