snulius sneezer

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

does anyone want to caesar with me

[bambasbatenthusiat]

caesaring in the back of the car

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

caesar will do this

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

it was an unfair bargain to demand that caesar should "show hole" (as per the consuls' dispatch) in order to retain his provinces and legions since without their negotiations caesar, up until the present, would probably have just done it anyway

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

caesar has "caesed" ariminum

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

caesar will be approaching Rome shortly

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

caesar has "caesed" ariminum

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

don't care #apotheosis

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

don't go to the senate

caesar is in corfinum

[mcaelius]

that one mutual whos caesar

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

Caesar once had this Pompeian senator that he used to pour leniency on and suck the leniency back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 and after having done all this, Caesar used to slam it against walls (mercifully) and upon hitting against the walls, it would make a loud thud.

The men of the Thirteenth Legion saw Caesar suck leniency out of it once and Caesar, having to protect it from the jeers of the soldiery, was deeply saddened. Following this, Caesar didn't pour leniency on it for a while, and it got rock hard and smelly - and so, in the aftermath of Pharsalus, it had to be cut down as it fled the camp.

IT WAS SO HEAVY. Caesar had it brought it before him at Corfinum one time and its toga was soaked and he made his men hold it and they were upset.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

unclehood is being wasted on unworthy figures

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

it was unfair that they expected caesar to lay his command down when all he had done was caesared too beautifully and kept it too real

[mariussuggestions]

I am your uncle

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

no man before caesar has ever had this honour conferred upon him

[pompeiusliker]

*pounds back another shot of clementia juice*

[pompeiusliker]

drunk, drunk on clementia juice

[pompeiusliker]

man such romans were afflicted by this

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

as he fled the camp, lucius domitius collapsed from sucking, although caesar himself had lenitased all over him at corfinum. upon doing this, he then exploded for non caesar related reasons.

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

caesar is making preparations to lenitas all over you

[caiusjuliuscaesar]

#GoodMorning #Gaul #caesar