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Accounting: selling your soul for money.
Aerospace Engineering: “it actually is rocket science.”
Anthropology: it’ll get you laid, but it won’t get you paid!
Archeology: if you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
Art History: and you thought making art was pointless!
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"37 Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest"
is this actually roleplay tho
Of course! What kind of psychos actually shoplift and post about online?!{‘Tis a ROLEPLAY blog bitches}
http://liftersroleplay.tumblr.com/
OOC
After doing this roleplay for a while now I honestly feel like I could write a novel, like it’s been an amazing exercise and I don’t plan on stopping just because some people take tumblr way too seriously
I’m a writer at heart and always have been. That’s never going to change
When did you moronic tumblrinas get the idea that masking your illegal activities as roleplaying would actually protect you in a court of law? It doesn't.
I’m actually roleplaying? Everyone in the community is?
Anyone who uses the word tumblrinas is automatically a jackass
i hate to say it but maybe it’s time we reveal the roleplay blog you guys, i’m tired of people not knowing that’s all this is :(
u know what else doesn’t hold up in court of law? tumblr posts
Lmao this is such bullshit, people are such assholes
Why are they just trying to ruin our fun. Only idiots would post their “shoplifting hauls” online.
Just give us a a break, fucking christ
this is why i prefer forum rping. no fucking anons to try and start shit over a fucking hobby.
Disclaimer
This blog is RP. All of these items were purchased.
we have a 1k+ haul to post soon :)
moche-cambrioleur reblogged your post:
Link please?
http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/27yw1p/tumblrina_is_offended_when_loss_prevention_holds/
It's a bunch of sexist fedora-wearers, so I'm not bothered.
so we showed up on reddit lmfao
Yeah, but anti-shoplifting blogs might go on your blog and go to your tagged/shoplifting. Some of us say we buy all this stuff and some of you guys tag our hauls with /sticky fingers or /shoplifting
If you post your hauls on a blog that is clearly a character role playing blog, why would you worry at all about some puffed up cheeto fart who thinks this shit is actually happening?
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Primark
Underwear: £1.50 each so £12 Violet lace top: £8 Blue Aztec print top: £6 Big blue t-shirt: £4 Sleeping gown: £10 Dotted shorts: £10 Lace short sleeved throw: £9 Two pairs of over the thigh socks: £5
New Look
Black and Blue bras 2 pack: £18.99 White lace bra: £12.99 Navy dress: £25 Green skorts: £14.99 Blue floral skirt: £17.99 Simple black cardigan (not featured on the photos): £9.99 Dark blue tie dye crop top: £9.99
Boots Maybeline SuperStay Better Skin foundation: £8.99 Soap and Glory Sexy Mother Blusher: £11 Bourjois Matte Serum Primer: £7.99 Bourjois eye shadow palette: £7.99 Rimmer colour rush balm: £5.99 Carex Hand Gel: £1.45 Dove Shea Butter: 79p TOTAL: £218.14 Pine xoxox
Yes the map is indeed done. Same precautions as always. Do not put your exact location. Do not give the link out to anyone that you don’t trust as a lifter (sorry non-lifting blogs, you should either develop a rapport so someone can vouch for you or think of a good story to send me as to why I should let you have the link)
you perfect little thing this is wonderful vi
what is this map of?
Another MK bag for the books!
This store has super lax security and they have faulty towers that go off even when no one’s around sooooo you’re really not likely going to be stopped for setting them off. I took it off the rack, tried it on, tossed it in the cart, and continued browsing. Once I made my way to the intimates section (no cameras), I folded it up and slid it in my bigger bag. I stood behind a large rack that hid most of my body and waited until no one was in my small section. After I concealed, I browsed my way back to the entrance and left with a pack of other shoppers c:
Oh and before I put it in my bag, I take out the cardboard and stuffing that’s usually inside a bag so it’s easier to fold.
What store was it?
really tho, I don’t know what we’re gonna do. my mom knows about us lifting food. she thinks that’s how my sister got arrested. obviously she doesn’t want us doing that anymore and I’m a little scared to lift for awhile, but idk how we’re gonna eat. we’ve been lifting all our food for the past month or so. ugh.
the same thing is sort of happening to us right now. we had a really close call at walmart, only a month or so after i got arrested at meijer. grocery stores scare the fuck out of me now, but we also need food and ughhh
Haul and story time because I learned a lot from Nordstrom.
I gather a few things and get a room located near the athletic wear section (that does not have a camera or screen that shows you the activity around and near the door). Try them on, get the SA to get me a different size skirt. Then I go back out and tell her that I want to browse more. This wandering leads me to the designer wear section that is in the opposite corner of the floor. While there a different SA customer serviced me a lot suggesting a bunch of different shirts because that was what I seemed to be interested in. I picked out some pieces and bring them back to where I already had a fitting room open. As I’m concealing I hear talking outside the fitting room hall asking about a customer that might be in the area and pondering if they left (me, you can tell they are talking about me) I think “shit they know I’m here how am I going to leave with this designer shit in my bag” and because I’m a terrible impulsive person I don’t do the smart thing and just put the stuff back. Instead I double hang a bunch of unwanted things and take it out, leaving the rest in the fitting room. As I leave another SA approaches me and tries to take the clothes off me when I was going to leave them but then I fudge a lame excuse about still deciding as I see her looking at my hands obviously seeing that things are double-hung. For some reason my shitty attempt at getting her off my back works and I flee and dump the stuff and get the hell out. I was spooked as fuck and just left after that.
Lessons: 1. Don’t be dumb. Put things back if you know/think they are on to you, you might not be so fortunate. 2. If you are at a high end place with designer & casual, do not mix the areas up because they will be on to you (even though I got lucky because it was opposite sides of the floor so I had some time before they got suspicious), especially if there are many many attentive store associates. 3. Think quickly on your toes. I knew I did not want to hand those extra hangers to her because I would have been fucked right on the spot. 4. I am going to avoid that Nordstrom for 3 months minimum now, and that mall for at least one month, lifting or not.
highlights tho: theory shirt ($320, but one of the sleeve buttons already fell off and I need to reattach it), equipment shirt ($260), vince camuto skirt ($80), other stuff from Macy’s & Charming Charlie
Total: $791
