SELF-CONTAINED HOBBIT FREAKOUT TIMES

Self-contained hobbit freakout times. Kept separate from my main blog so I don't feel like I have to hold back. My main blog is Transformers stuff, Primusatemyleg, so if you get asks and stuff from that blog, it's also me. Mostly gonna be Thilbo/Bagginshield stuff. Because I ship it?

[ledamemangociana]

thorin “what the fuck is personal space" oakenshield

feat. “last minute cockblock" dwalin

[dsmutart-deactivated20160502]

god this scene XD thorin is so pervy in this game

[thildosinyourbutt]

OH MY GOD WHY DO I WANT THIS SO MUCH SEND HELP

[filiist-deactivated20140618]

Ok, Bagginshield/Thilbo is my new OTP. But I don’t understand this urge to change Bilbo’s gender. And it’s always Bilbo. I mean, yeah, he’s the less traditionally masculine one in the pair, but that doesn’t make him less of a man (in the gender sense). I’m not telling anyone how to write their fanfic, but just think about why you’re doing things. Rule 63 away! I love rule 63! But maybe have rule 63 Thorin, or do it to both of them? 

[thildosinyourbutt]

I think if I get fucked up on coffee I might be able to write some short fanfic or something. Bagginshield obvs.

[thildosinyourbutt]

idk why but I'm super embarrassed about my own art lately probably because I'm about 500km out of my comfort zone which happens to be gay alien robots ahahahdhajhjakfhsa I do actually welcome constructive crit because I'm often oblivious to the blatantly fucking obvious 8D I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

[relika]

I’m realizing that my blog is nothing but gay hairy midget love. I am okay with this.

[thildosinyourbutt]

I'm totally okay with this too.

[thildosinyourbutt]

I can handle the thought of one of them oh who am I kidding like hell I can Or the other. And then there’s both of them one after the other. brb crying into my breakfast. AGAIN.

[thildosinyourbutt]

What is it with me experiencing extreme bouts of shipper emotions while having breakfast? Is it because of the hobbits and their breakfast customs? I bet it is. Little devils.

[closetshipping]

totally out of context but am i the only one who thinks Frodo looks like he’s suffering from severe constipation through the whole LOTR saga?

maybe it’s just me tho

[thildosinyourbutt]

Maybe not quite constipation but more of "I'd really like to take a dump right now :|" face. So in a way, yes.

[thildosinyourbutt]

Oh no

tempted to do a Bagginshield fanmix.

Only it'd probably be almost totally instrumental except about... 3 songs.

Mostly unrelated, my phone now suggests Bagginshield whenever i type 'ba'. This pleases me more than it should.

[fus-ro-dayum-deactivated2014022]

In which I need a beta/motivator for my fanfic :|

[thildosinyourbutt]

Trade? I'll motivate your fanficcing, you motivate me arting. Might work out.

[wardwellz-deactivated20181201]

imagine bilbo on his way back to the shire post-botfa and something goes wrong and he’s badly injured and he just breaks down and is ready to die and then very faintly he hears thorins voice saying ‘keep going bilbo’ and he forces himself to get up because he knows thorin wouldn’t have wanted him to give up so easily 

[thildosinyourbutt]

I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY BREAKFAST YET /quiet sobbing

[thildosinyourbutt]

The story of Thorin and Bilbo is a romantic tragedy and nobody can tell me otherwise

[fatummeum]

You´re damn right

[thildosinyourbutt]

I started cackling like a maniac when I read your response and I'm not entirely sure why

[rabbit-from-the-shire]

oh my god

[thildosinyourbutt]

what is this and why do I want it so much

[thildosinyourbutt]

The story of Thorin and Bilbo is a romantic tragedy and nobody can tell me otherwise

[thildosinyourbutt]

I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

and I feel kinda sad that it's taking me so long to be able to contribute to it at all :c

[brynndestructible]

I need more Hobbit on my dash!

Please REBLOG if you post a fair amount of The Hobbit, especially:

Bilbo/Thorin [Bagginshield]

Legolas/Tauriel

Tauriel/Kili

Legolas/Tauriel/Kili

Thorin/Thranduil [Thorinduil]

[thildosinyourbutt]

What is even

Sitting in an english tea shop, having some Darjeeling earl grey, reading Bagginshield coffe/tea shop au fanfic.

I am okay with my life decisions right now.