Cheetos will never be the same for me
Me: *My Agency* 9-1-1.
Caller: *inaudible screaming and words I can't understand*
Me: Hello?! 9-1-1!
Female Caller: Hell-o!! I need the police here NOW!!
Me: What address?
Caller: *gives her address* You best get dem out here fast or I'm gonna kick his ass some mo'.
Me: Ma'am what's going on whose fighting?
Caller: Me I'm fighting the urge to kick his ass again! I came home and found my boyfriend in bed fucking some other girl! Worst part is ya know last week I was eating cheetos off his dick, and now this!
Me: đŽđŽđđđđ












