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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
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@thingonc-blog
“Our lord and savior is Nicolas Cage, fuckers. Get it right”
@quiestmemoria
“Excuse you--” He slaps a palm down on the table in between them, absolutely horrified that he would even have to explain this to Salice. She should know. She should know better. “His name is Picolas Cage and he is a gift to a dying world!”
“Not to be dramatic, but I’d rather die than walk across campus.”
@lovsickening
“That’s pretty dramatic, but okay,” drama is Yoosung’s middle name after all. Saeyoung pulls his headphones down around his neck, jamming his thumb into the space bar and pausing the game. “What if it’s for free pizza, though?”
※ MORE SHIT I HEARD AT COLLEGE ※
a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college, continued; these are all from my second semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!
“Please clap for me.”
“I’m gonna be playing Spanish Sims.”
“Why do they need my middle fucking initial?”
“Just support me as a friend!”
“I don’t care if you think I’m being whiny as fuck, because I probably am, but still.”
“Scandal: professors are people.”
“We’re fucking men here, we have full-sized Rice Krispy Treats.”
“I ate a lot of yogurt, I had great digestive health.”
“There’s a shoe in the kitchen…?”
“I don’t really eat meat, but I’d fuck with some Chick-Fil-A.”
“I could write a whole thesis on how men ain’t shit.”
“I actually started an illegal gambling ring, once.”
“You called me a raging bitch yesterday, so…”
“I’m so lazy, I don’t want to do anything – ooh! fidget spinner!”
“What the fuck do I look like, Cracker Barrel?”
“Fix my flatbread motherfucking pizzas!”
“Did I tell you the bread story?”
“These fancy rats don’t like crust on their bread.”
“I said that’s not gonna happen again, and it happened two more times.”
“He’s seducing this nice lady.”
“My sheets are still pink. Will anyone know why? The answer is no.”
“Why would you lick a Bible?”
“If it makes you feel better, I won’t kill you and bring you back to life.”
“I don’t cuddle my box of tampons on the beach with my white dress and my white bikini.”
“Now I know where to hide my dead body.”
“I was a bigger fan than you, sorry to break it to you, suck my ass.”
“His hair looks like french fries.”
“Not my salad bar.”
“Wow, that’s not very delicious, it tastes like sand.”
“I have simultaneously the best and worst idea ever.”
“This man’s dick just won the Super Bowl.”
“Wait, don’t laugh yet.”
“Groutfits are the future of this generation, don’t at me.”
“It smells like poots in here.”
“I just had this horrifying vision of dropping my Chipotle.”
“I didn’t want lettuce, I wanted guacamole…! I mixed them up in my head… now I’m pissed.”
“I’ve just been here for a really long time.”
“You think I want his hand up my butt right now?”
“Queso doesn’t belong, even though queso always belongs.”
“I thought I got a 100 but I got a 33.”
“I wonder if the ice is slippery.”
“The only ticket I’ve ever gotten was from a bicycle cop.”
“Muffin men stay there for muffin conventions.”
“I just paid a stranger $10 to paint my tits, happy Mardi Gras.”
“I cut my finger on a chainsaw, but it’s fine.”
“You’re so optimistic, and I’m, like, dying.”
“Get off of that zebra, young woman.”
“My parents didn’t let me watch the Teletubbies because they thought I’d be brainwashed.”
“Did you just say swag? You just imploded your whole argument.”
“He’s perfect in every way, he loves the Lord, except the Lord is Satan.”
“I have a problem with authority.”
“I don’t make these rules. Nuns make these rules.”
“The only things in that town were a movie theater and a pecan store, and we’d already been to the pecan store.”
“Be right back, I have to go fight a war. Should only take a few hours, though.”
“If you put purple on anything smelly, it’s lavender.”
“I can’t see, you can’t hear, and what can’t Jess do…? Math.”
“Are you shitting me? They called at 10 o’clock to say the dog has diarrhea?”
“I’m gonna punch a child.”
“I’m stressed, I’m stressed, I’m so fucking stressed (hell yeah).”
“Who the fuck is in Mountain Time? Utah? Dakota, North and South?”
“She’s a certified side hoe.”
“There’s no crying in the club. Fortunately for me, this is not the club.”
“I asked the void to rate me on a scale of one to ten.”
“Oh, no… don’t defile the fruit…”
“Did you just call a hospital a medical salon?”
“That sad moment when you’re bleeding to death and you can’t eat peanut butter crackers.”
“They called me the flea, I ran so fast.”
“Today, instead of carrying a plastic fork with my Lysol, it’s a napkin. We’ve changed secondary weapons.”
“I injured myself snapping too violently.”
“Son of a fuck cracker.”
“Don’t be alarmed, but has anyone seen my gun?”
“My whole life, I’ve always thought that those orange strips in salad was cheese. Turns out, it’s been carrots this whole time.”
“Jesus is one, he’s two.”
“Science is dead now. No more science.”
“I mean, you could also, theoretically, have sex in the woods.”
“I just wanna make movies and cry.”
“Hi, I’m depressed, but my name is David.”
“I thought there was one… turns out that there’s five.”
“My name is Kathy, I’m a pissed off soccer mom, why is my child not starting? I paid all this money.”
“We could all bring cardboard cutouts of ourselves, and it wouldn’t be the same.”
“I’m five. Six on a good day.”
“I can’t catch a break – everything just breaks.”
“I strive to be the best-smelling person people know.”
“I did a push-up yesterday.”
“Not to be dramatic, but I’d rather die than walk across campus.”
“Y’all look like scary-ass nuns.”
“Wait, that’s not in Hamlet.”
“Our lord and savior is Nicolas Cage, fuckers. Get it right.”
“It’s always tracksuit weather.”
“I owe you either an Icee or my firstborn, whichever you’d prefer.”
“Okay, Black Panther characters, let’s see. We’ve got T’Challa. We’ve got… bad T’Challa.”
“Without sororities, the glitter industry would’ve been dead years ago.”
“Honeymoon is just a nicer way to say fuckfest.”
“Oh my god, someone wants my drugs.”
“I was driving here to take this exam, and a car accident happened right in front of me and almost hit me, and I almost wanted it to hit me so I didn’t have to take this exam.”
“He has the emotional range of a teaspoon.”
ooc; I’ll come back 110% active if someone convince my boo @thingonc to do the same thing
[hi bby :3c]
The full costest (minus makeup) of my Seven/Luciel cosplay for AAC! On the plus side, the dark circles are real so I won’t have to fake those lololol.
[this is hard for me to do but i think i need to take a longer break than i was planning on...
Anyone order some Yooseven?
@thingonc
[veeeeery curiously puts a G (SFW) in here for Sev and Jumin? :D]
drawing prompt
G: @thingonc
[small update, i’m not dead! just low on spoons and switching my work schedule up, working 12- 8 today and then 10 -6 tomorrow so i probably won’t be on tonight-- BUT I HAVE WEDNESDAY OFF?? SO MAYBE YOU’LL SEE ME TOMORROW--]
This is NOT an edit.
@thingonc
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Kadyn gave me some much-needed tattoo therapy yesterday. At first I wasn’t going to add the bind runes because, they’re characters from a book– but then I remembered a few things.
a. We’re here for a good time, not a long time b. It’s my fuckin book I wrote it so I have permission c. Idk I just love tattoos
ANYWAY I now have a paw print for each of my wolves. I’m so happy with it. ❤️
alignment: chaotic bisexual
send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…
who said i love you first?
who laughs when the other trips?
who pays the bills?
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
who’s more clumsy?
who checks their daily horoscope?
who sings louder in the car?
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
who is more up to date in pop culture?
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
who’s the lighter sleeper?
who believes in ghosts?
who does the grocery shopping?
who updates their facebook status more often?
Saeyoung is 95% sin.
[saeyoung voice] lololololol what!! no, i am a good boy! a child of God!
Seven is 1% sin.
[saeyoung voice] thaaaaat’s more accurate.~
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[not really gonna be doing anything for the next few days, babes. <3]
me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about
