Shit I Pulled Out My Ass

Just a bunch of bullshit I/other people made the fuck up

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(me realising I didn’t do this-)

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to THE bullshit blog!

ABOUT

We, the mods, make up a bunch of shit up and schedule/post them when we feel like.

How many mods? Well it’s just two! 🌱 and 🌿!

We also take submissions of people you’ve seen on the internet saying shit that they DEFINITELY made tf up! And asks! Making up some bullshit and we’ll add to it like it’s real!!

TAGS

#Me being a bullshiter - any post in which something being said is completely false!

#the truth being spread - our ask tag! All asks are tagged with this!

#Ominous my love<3 - any post where I(🌱) interact with Ominous<333

#Hello Ominous. - any post where I (🌿) interact with Justsomeominousthreats.

#the big fat liers - submission tag

ANONS

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@justsomeominousthreats

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Little M is going to fight you for my hand in marriage, you know.

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Little M can fucking try. Marry me? 🥺 im just a cutie looking her booty

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Cute. Answer my messages.

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ANSWERSXING NOW!!!!!

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@justsomeominousthreats

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[justsomeominousthreats]

Little M is going to fight you for my hand in marriage, you know.

[things-i-pulled-out-my-ass]

Little M can fucking try. Marry me? 🥺 im just a cutie looking her booty

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@justsomeominousthreats

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Hi everyone! I’m so sorry to say that we do have to take an another break because exams. Our school life really like to pile up at the worse times :(

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the reason why humans like weighted blankets is because we all want a muscle mommy to crush us

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Sleep is not required to live. We live because we as humans enjoy the feeling of darkness.

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brrr it’s cold in air. it be because of the ice aliens invading earth

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Sunlight is currently the leading cause of human deaths. This is because the scientists have accidentally turned the frequency too high causing our bodies to fry.

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bronchitis is caused by spite spirits of those who lost to you in past lives

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Jesus is currently missing. You must find him or the Christian’s are going to blow up Mars. They think the Marians are hiding him there.

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EATING SOUP MAKES YOUR BLOOD MORE LIQUIDITY

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Looking at the stars make us go crazy because our brain registers us as part of them.

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eating hair oil makes your hair grow better

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Chocolate active a certain part of the brain that makes humans want to become cannibals.

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the throat only becomes a bone when you’re sick

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Wearing clothing made of yarn makes the skin stronger.