"You should meet Mindy's sister."
"Are you seriously trying to set me up on a date with your girlfriend's younger sister?"
And that was how you found yourself tagging along with Bill and Mindy to the botanic gardens to meet Tabitha. She was just a year younger than you were; Bill and Mindy had been a year ahead of you in college. But still, you were just humoring Bill here. You were planning on just letting this girl down easy.
And then you caught sight of the most incredibly large-breasted woman you'd ever seen on the path in front of you.
"...and this is Tabitha."
"Please, just Tabby." She looked you up and down, then held out her hand. "Nice to meet you."
You dumbly shook it, brain still catching up to the vision of absolute busty perfection before you. You must have managed to get your mouth into gear to say your name and some equally empty platitude. At least you didn't blurt out that she was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen!
The four of you began walking around the gardens, Bill and Mindy up front, you and Tabby behind them. You discovered that she was working remotely as a software developer, had a young puppy at home, and loved flowers. She also giggled in a very adorable way at your lame jokes.
"...So, I guess I should talk about the elephant in the room, huh?"
You gestured for her to continue.
"It's a condition. They're never going to stop growing, probably. Yes, my back hurts sometimes, and yes, I've considered a reduction."
"If I may be so bold, I think you're the hottest woman I've ever seen."
She stopped and turned to look at you. "C'mon, even most tit-guys think they're too big."
"As long as you're happy, I really honestly don't think there's any such thing as 'too big'." Bill and Mindy had gotten some distance ahead of you now. "Bill actually, uh, saw some of the porn I'm into in college on that theme. I think that might be why he decided to try and set us up in the first place."
Her face darkened. "So I'm just a fantasy?"
"Oh no no! This has been... really fun, actually. Believe me, I would love to keep getting to know you, um, tits or no tits."
There was a long pause. Then, suddenly, she smiled. "Congratulations, you passed!"
"Bill and Mindy told me everything before we met. I figured if you could treat me like a real person even if I'm, like, literally a walking wet dream for you, that'd be a really good sign we could date. And they both vouched for you, of course."
"Well, I guess I'm happy about it. Not thrilled that Bill's telling people about my... preferences."
"I think this was a special case," Tabby said, then squeezed her chest a little, causing her cleavage to swell up through the neck of her shirt. "And I think it was worth it, no?"
You and Tabby did, indeed, start dating after that. You lived on opposite sides of town, so you couldn't see each other all that often, but you tried your best to keep in touch every day, between dates.
This quickly evolved into Tabby sending you pictures with suggestive captions constantly, especially after the first time you slept over at her place.
hey loverboy, thought you might like the view
have I told you how sexy you are lately?
not in the last twenty minutes
happy to hear it again
you're the most beautiful woman in the world
AND you have the biggest tits
mmmm keep it up and you'll get your hands on them this weekend
"I can tell!" She squeezed the clasp closed on her bra and turned to face you. "Wow. When we met, this bra fit perfectly."
"Certainly doesn't anymore."
You two were planning on celebrating one month of cohabitation with a nice dinner out on the town -- assuming that Tabby could squeeze her enormous bust into her dress.
"Must be all the attention you're lavishing on them lately," she joked, attempting to shift them around so they were at least bulging out of her bra evenly.
"Don't blame this all on me -- you're the one begging to wrap them around my dick every night."
"What can I say? I love seeing your cock vanish between my cleavage."
You shifted on the bed, stiffening as she continued playing with her tits in the bra. She grinned as she noticed your boner.
"orrrrr... we could just stay in tonight," she said, reaching back and popping the clasp on her bra. "I know we had a reservation, but I wouldn't mind just having your sausage for dinner instead..."