Incorrect OC Quotes

They definitely said these at some point.

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Kate: Wow, Patrick, you didn't tell me your friend was so good-looking.

Miranda: Aww, thanks!

Kate: Not as good-looking as my sister, but you know. The law.

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Rem: Hey, did you drop something?

Luli: Nope-

Rem: Your standards. Hi, I'm Remington Pascal.

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Missy: Equinox really is going to rig the presidential election one day, isn't she?

Niko: Yep - just as soon as the voting goes high-tech, she's on it.

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I just wanted to say that you're all winners, and that I could not be happier that this school year is ending.

Iago Richelieu, probably

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Deborah Patricks, on Parents Day: Ruby's at that very special age where a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Chris Tietjens, trying to distract himself from the death of his fucking dog: Boys?

Ruby: Homicide.

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Jamison: I wanna team up. Like Batman and Robin!

Ciana: Okay, Robin wishes he was me.

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Catelina: Question - what if I see something I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?

Roque: You would be arrested.

Catelina: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Roque: It's still illegal.

Catelina: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir, do you understand me?

Carlisle: What if someone does something that irks me, and I decide to remove his spine?

Roque: That's... actually... murder, one of... the worst crimes of all. So also illegal.

Carlisle: Hmm.

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Jason, directing a play: Ruby, I want you to play the role of my father.

Ruby: I don't want to be your father.

Jason: That's perfect, you already know your lines.

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Ruby: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Deborah: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

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Lotus: Fox, you disgust me.

Fox: Ah, so you've discussed me!

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Henri's mum: Hey, how come I don't see Ruby around any more?

Henri: Funny story mum, Ruby turned into a cunt.

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Jason: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?

Ruby: Too bad you can't borrow a dad.

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Taylor, describing half of Hogwarts: Aryanna Michaels - head cheerleader. Her dad is LOADED; he sells engagement rings. Hazel Argall - runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants. And Ryan Cooper - the almighty. She is a mythic bitch.

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Ryan, to anyone: For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

Fern: And a symmetrical face-

Lotus: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.

Fern and Lotus, in unison: That's very important.

Chicky: Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Carlisle: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Teppo: I did. I broke it.

Carlisle: No. No, you didn't. Ruby?

Ruby: Don't look at me. Look at Kingsley.

Kingsley: What?! I didn't break it.

Ruby: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Kingsley: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Ruby: Suspicious.

Kingsley: No, it's not!

Vincent: If it matters, probably not... Malady was the last one to use it.

Malady: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Vincent: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Malady: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Vincent!

Teppo: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Carlisle.

Carlisle: No. Who broke it?

Kingsley, whispering: Carlisle, Jason's been awfully quiet...

Jason: Really?!

Kingsley: Yeah, really!

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Carlisle: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Malady [to Carlisle and Ruby]: Finally! Where have you guys been?

Ruby: We had to look for the paper, and then we had to eat, and then... some stuff happened, you know.

Malady: Your shirt's on inside out.

Ruby: Yeah, that's the stuff.

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My father always used to say, there are four rules for getting married. You need a woman who loves you unconditionally, a woman who will always challenge you, a woman who you'll, always want to make love to, and most important of all, you have to make sure that none of those women ever meet. Wasn't really a joke when my father said it, either. It was more like an autobiography.

Fox Bellamia, probably