stan x kyle incorrect quotes

for clarification anything said on this blog is supposed to be when stan and kyle are over 21 art in profile pic is by spicykellybear !!!

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Tolkien and Clyde...perhaps....? I'll even place a cherry on top

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biblically accurate post college era stan marsh

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stan marsh: it was super windy last night and kyle couldn't sleep and I woke up to find him on the wikipedia page for 'wind'.

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stan marsh: it's been two weeks and we still don’t have the song of the summer. randy marsh: wrong! the song of the summer for the 26th summer in a row is smooth by santana featuring rob thomas.

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kyle broflovski: group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

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eric cartman: theater etiquette is horrendous now. I asked the person next to me if I could have a sip of their coke as I was thirsty. they looked at me weirdly, and then yelled at me for scrolling through tiktok during the boring parts of the movie?

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stan marsh: I have seen the promised land! eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ??? kyle broflovski: I showed him my butt. eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ohhhhhhhhh!!!

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kyle broflovski: Are you okay? stan marsh: I don’t know. I’m pretty fucked up in general so it’s hard to gauge.

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kyle broflovski

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kyle broflovski: here's my problem with pet play: stan gets to be a dog. okay, great. and I'm supposed to, what? let the dog fuck me?? stan marsh, wearing a collar and leash, a headband with fake dog ears, a tail :

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kyle broflovski: so what's your favorite hobby? eric cartman: stalking. kyle broflovski: oh. I like basketball and video games. eric cartman: I know.

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kyle broflovski: You're not broken. stan marsh: I'm a little broken. kyle broflovski: You could be so much worse. Seriously, you could be picking up calls on a banana. You could be like, "Hello?" I don't know how you made it out. But… you're good.

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kyle broflovski: Are we going to call the cops? stan marsh: Have you met the cops in this town? kyle broflovski: Fair enough.

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ike broflovski: this is my bedroom. karen mccormick: what's that pride flag on your wall? ike broflovski: thank you so much for asking that is the flag of canada.

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stan marsh: you're so pretty. kyle broflovski: aw, thank you. stan marsh: okay...and my compliment?

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eric cartman: sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately I have to or else I'll start killing and eating people instead.

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