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[misterarse]

i’m literally getting married in a week. i’ll be back after all the shenanigans :)

[misterarse]

misterarse:

i feel like i should make some kind of official hiatus-y type thing but just a head’s up for right now: i’m getting married in literally two weeks and life’s been so crazy hectic around here lately. i’ve been checking in daily but actually having time/motivation for replies and even just chatting has been difficult. so if i owe you anything, sorry for the delay, but know it’s on my mind. i will be back to normal life after december fifth! :) 

[misterarse]

i feel like i should make some kind of official hiatus-y type thing but just a head’s up for right now: i’m getting married in literally two weeks and life’s been so crazy hectic around here lately. i’ve been checking in daily but actually having time/motivation for replies and even just chatting has been difficult. so if i owe you anything, sorry for the delay, but know it’s on my mind. i will be back to normal life after december fifth! :) 

[misterarse]

part 2 | @spoopyhood

[fuckheroics]

[misterarse]

spoopyhood:

I’m done.

[misterarse]

❛ I heard ya wanna be Kitty fer Halloween so I uh... BORROWED her suit fer a bit. Here ya go!!! Have f u n!!! ❜

         “ Seriously?! ” No way this is the real deal, right? “ Must be some connections you’ve got. ” Not like there could possibly be any repercussions for doing this or anything.           He tugs the cowl over his head and flashes his donor a thumb’s up. “ THANKS! ” He’s not even going to question the part about getting his ass to squeeze into this suit -- having it is the best part. Plus, now there’s no way Jason will have a better costume than him. 

[misterarse]

while i honestly had fun at work today, i  wish i could have been here to do halloween-y things! oh well! christmas is coming right? i’ll be working on some replies and starters the next couple of days though. and while i’m at it, url is back to the norm: misterarse. thanks for dealing with my spoopy ass ;)

[misterarse]

happy halloween !! i made cute af decorations but nobody’s come to our apartment so OH WELL. they’re staying up for another week or so.

also happy munday! i got to wear my robin costume to work ;)

that’s right. this hella twink gonna ID ur ass

[lapuger]

cheeseee^▽^

[hereliestimothydrake]

tag yourself as a wayne, i’m new and improved

[misterarse]

         Hating Jason Todd was easy. Punch a few walls ‘till your knuckles bleed, throw yourself into dangerous situations, turn the anger back at yourself, rinse, and repeat for a few weeks until you forget. Except Roy isn’t going to forget. That’s where things become difficult again. He’s sure as hell not going to forgive – so what’s the grey area here?           Step one: get the hell out of Gotham. “ Step two: pretend that you can actually fly solo without getting yourself killed. So far, so good, Roy. ” He kicks at an empty soda can along his walk, hands shoved in his pockets.  “ Talking to yourself? Eh, there could be worse side effects, right? ” A lot worse.          Another week like this and he’d probably be asking himself who he was kidding – pretending gets you nowhere. But he doesn’t have another week like this. He stops short in his step, frowning, waits one, two more seconds, and continues walking. He pauses again, raising a brow and sighing. He doesn’t even turn around, but he’s no stranger to the unmistakeable sound of footfall. Paranoid? Maybe.  “ But then I guess it’s not really talking to myself if someone else is listening. Gig’s up, dude! ” 

@graveclawed 

[nanigram]

My cat scared the living tar outta me today, seems like a regular problem that would pop up when living with a Tamaranean

[misterarse]

battleofvalues ⟫ spoopygirl !

         She sighs as she picks up another piece of pizza (really they should have gotten another pie) and bites down right through a piece of pepperoni. “ It’s not a sense it’s the news – ” with the remote still in her hand she gestures to the TV that is very conveniently not playing the news right now. “ Or my sister. That happens a lot too. My sister will call me and I…have to go. ”

         Roy frowns and scratches at his head as he considers this. Watching the news? “Seems ...inconvenient.” He shrugs though, pursing his lips and leaning his head onto her shoulder. “Hmm... You know, I could probably get you hooked up with some kind of... better communication system... Not going anywhere tonight, right?” Slowly, he sinks down even more, head falling into her lap as though this is going to ensure that she won’t go anywhere. 

[misterarse]

notatlas ⟫ scarlett !

          If he takes her out does that mean he’ll stop asking questions? Or could they just order pizza or cheap Chinese and make out and she can keep trying to distract him. Though that’s obviously not working. She audibly sighs, reaching her hand out to take his even as he settles the hat on his head. She has money. She could pay. But he probably won’t let her.

         “ I dunno – what’s the best Seattle food? ” She chuckles, reaching out to grasp his hand with both of hers as they approach the door. She has her wallet in her back pocket – her phone in her bag that’s still thrown across the floor. She’s pretty sure it’s ringing, but it’s much nicer to focus on his heartbeat instead.

                  “ I mean….there’s always pizza. ”

         He won’t deny that his mind is slightly eased as she takes his hand. He’s glad that he’s not facing her in that moment for her to see the grin creep onto his face or the slight flush in his cheeks. He’d be easier to distract if it weren’t for how much he was worrying about her. He can’t help that she touched a soft spot. 

          “Ha, you’re asking the wrong person. If it’s food, I’ll eat it.” He shrugs, grabbing keys as he heads back out the door. He makes the mental note, reminding himself to text Jason to see if he wants something while they’re out. He’ll probably forget. “Mmm. I know a place.”            He smirks, able to at least pretend that he’s forgotten about the problem at hand, hurrying down the steps. “It’s just around the corner here. The greasiest food, and the best, as long as you don’t question how it’s made.” He doesn’t dare to let go of her hand as he leads her around to the poor excuse for a diner though, not until he’s sitting in one of the plastic red seats of the restaurant. 

[lanalance-deactivated20180307]

repeat after me you : roy harper is not white trash like the dc rebirth made him be , he is one of the kindset and strongest people in the dc world , having survived shit and drug addiction  and everyone who thinks him having a snapback and saying racist and sexist things is ok feel free to f… off

[misterarse]

princessofplunder  ⟫ cat’s out !

“It is a jail break, there’s a woman sitting in Blackgate because she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Her last appeal was denied, the governor isn’t going to pardon her. I want to break her out.” she told him “I need help to do it.” So she was feeling a bit altruistic. It didn’t hurt that the woman had been a teenage friend of Selina’s. “What do you want? I can pay you - or I can return a favor. Having me owe you a favor is a pretty big deal. I can get you about… anything you want.” 

         Raising a brow, he listens carefully to her offer. He’s skeptical, naturally. But the term jailbreak is so appealing, he hardly cares about what he’s going to get in return. Still, he feigns his skepticism, playing hard-to-get in at least one sense now, the smirk still hanging on his face. “ Hmm, intriguing enough. What’s she in for? ” The nagging voice in the back of his head tells him to just shut up and take the job. “ Anything, eh? Sounds too good to be true. ” He purses his lips a moment, as though actually thinking, and ultimately shrugs, grin returning. “ Consider me your man. So what’s a cat like you need help with? ” 

[fuckheroics]

I h8 all of these people