Oc incorrect quotes blog

Purely for entertainment purposes and because i like incorrect quotes

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Mac, laying upside down on the couch in the training room: Let's tell each other secrets, I'll go first. I...hate you.

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Kotetsu: Did I leave the stove on?

Toni: You haven't cooked in ten years.

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Toni: I would like to offer some friendly advice.

Barnaby: I don't need your help.

Toni: Then consider it unfriendly advice, fuckface.

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Toni: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Origami Cyclone: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Mac: Tackle him.

Dragon Kid: Kick him in the shin.

Agnes: Dump him.

Tiger: None of those! Just ask me to lean down!

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Hondo: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game…

Jayd, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Hondo: … I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Question: WHY DOES THIS HAVE 117 NOTES

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Nathan: I dare you to kiss whoever comes into the room first.

Mac: That’s so stupid I’m not going to-

[Barnaby walks in]

Mac: Rules are rules. I have no choice.

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I dont get straight As, I get gay As.

Eli Soruna

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Fragile: So, who's more clingy?

Harmony: *sitting on Sam's lap with her arms wrapped around Sam's neck and her face buried into his chest* Sam, obviously.

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Kit: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Daryl, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.

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Kit: *kisses Daryl*

Daryl: What was that?

Kit: Affection.

Daryl: Disgusting.

Daryl: Do it again.

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Zach: It’s muggy outside.

Arwynn: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn-

Zach: *Quietly sips tea from a bowl*

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Anakin: Guys, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?

Ashe and Zach: All the time

Anakin: Then you should be used to it!

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Maddie: Mac is washing the dishes and I just heard her say "who do you work for? who's your contact?" while repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.

Joshua: At least she’s having fun?

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Nikki: What if I pour coffee on my cereal instead of milk?

Maddie, taking the coffee pot as she walks by: What if you don’t.

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Kili: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with p.

Nat, looking over at Bec and Fili: Is it pining?

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Bec: Did you just refer to a knife as an orc opener?

Fili: Should I not have?

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Thorin: Kiss me if I'm wrong-

Nat: *kisses him*