A blog about Bob

my dad

[thingsbobsays]

The mermaid is NOT down there

Bob

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Is Kobe Bryant named after kobe beef?

Bob

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I'm not going too fast there are holes in the road!

Bob

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That cat looks like a loaf of bread!

Bob

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LOOK AT IT

Bob

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Weak Californians

Bob

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PUT SOME SHOES ON

Bob to the biker guy wearing flip-flops in the morning

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Ah, the smell of anarchy in the morning

Bob

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It's ok, boo

Bob

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Oh poop

Bob

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Is it four twenty yet?

Bob

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Halloween is so spooky i can't look at the camera

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She's so dumb. She should've picked Jacob.

Bob's thoughts on Bella Swan

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I got that summertime sadness

Bob

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It's all about me!

Bob

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I'm the best and don't you forget it

Bob

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Let's go in and make fun of the clothes

Bob