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what you put on the Internet is there forever yakno

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"please don't fire me boss" my soul did a backflip at the concept of losing you. Fix your sleep schedule

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I think one of our biggest issues when it comes to identity politics right now is that the same people who tell you transgenderism is a mental illness to which the only cure is getting treated in ways that provably make you more likely to turn yourself into a statistic also say shit like "I scrub every single thing in my house down with bleach until my fingers bleed because that's just how much I love Jesus"

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I'm gonna kick that high chair out from under you

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she gon lurn!!

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They're just feeding you guys the chode rangoons I don't know what to tell you

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Oh great. Just great. Just what I wanted. I'm addicted to my own despair

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Stomach sour as fuck chewin on a Tums Chewable as implied by the product name Chewable

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Every barely comprehensible text post: whoaaahohoho easy on the ebonics bro. do you have any idea what they do to guys like you out of wedlock

The Shoe Angel that's Lowkey Into Feet: I Rubber right on her SOLE!!!!!

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The internet is great because it gives you the opportunity to argue with a guy who's so media illiterate he thinks B.Y.O.B. by system of a down is actually about a party in the desert and then you still lose

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Woke up an hour past my alarm pants are sagging off of my ass I'm chopped as fuck my hair is greasy I might just end itall if my Vehicle Truck wasn't so fucking sexy

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Making string

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[me about to lie my way out of saying sorry] I'm going to do something our beloved president calls The Weave

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Me: ah, so you've come to take me as your slave. well take me, then, and use my body for whatever dastardly ends you desire. I won't resist.

The Breakfast Fairy who appears to give Breakfast to people in need of Breakfast: 😨

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"[insert character name here] is an egg" okay? And I'm boiling them?

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I screamed just as a formality but I kinda knew it'd explode

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I love it like you Love a dying dog on the street

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Hearing my drunk roommate stumble in the front door and praying that she's too wasted to figure out I'm practicing Mandarin up here.

Hit like 20 sets of wo jiao