American Beauty Sentence Starters (May be NSFW)
001: Man, you are one twisted fuck!
002: You were masturbating!
003: Don't you mess with me, or I'll divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
004: Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!
005: And then he just pulled down his pants, you know, like say hello to Mr.Happy.
007: She thinks she's in love.
008: Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is going to cave in.
009: It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
010: I quit. So you don't have to pay me, now leave me alone.
012: I think you just became my personal hero!
013: You're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.
014: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with (him/her).
015: You should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
016: I don't think there's any worse thing than being ordinary.
017: Want me to kill (him/her) for you?
018: I can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
019: Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.
020: You are a total prostitute.
021: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
022: Just don't fuck my dad, all right? Please?
023: This isn't life! This is just stuff! And it's become more important to you than living!
024: You total slut, you have a crush on him! You're defending him, you love him, you wanna have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
025: I didn't mean to scare you, I just think you're interesting.
026: Do you like getting nailed by the king?
027: This country is going straight to hell!
028: I'm not obsessing. I'm just cruious.
029: I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just not waking up.
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