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Luke, 30, Melbourne, He/They. I half-play a lot of games, half-watch a lot of shows, and I'm half-good at most things. Pfp drawn by my partner

[kushblazer666]

me: **anything but leftovers anything but leftovers anything but leftovers**

me: hey mom what’s for dinner?

my mom:

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[theehorsepusssy]

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[charl0ttan]

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[jadeharleyinc]

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[teaboot]

"The value of the physical form and what is done with it / how it is presented may be either sacred or immaterial depending on the beliefs of the first party, but no matter the case, the first party should have the choice to alter, modify, and impliment whatever physical aspects desired or required for the desired outcome to be achieved regardless of the anesthetic or philosophical preferences of those unaffected", but also "Everybody else thinks they know exactly what your job is and has an opinion on it despite zero first hand experience"

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[duskdragonxiii]

Use promo code FUCKHARRYPOTTER

[this-is-a-bad-idea-wub]

*Hank Hill voice* Bobby, help! I'm digivolving!