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ruinedchildhood

I still hate it. It’s humiliating. Not to me it’s not. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

hafael-archive

21 Jump Street (2012) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

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whitepeopletwitter

This is an actual tweet.

heyhosers

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

darkestelemental616

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

jenamaroney

this video saved my life

kontrollsysteme

when she says “ooo” I die

spicy-season

They aired this!!!

0dabiah

I ain’t see a single Fuck given

did-you-know

The ‘Pigg-O-Stat’ is the device radiologists use to safely immobilize babies and young children that can’t sit still during an x-ray. Source

russianfuneral-deactivated20160

I thought this kid was in a blender jfc

getsawaycar

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

owawaaa

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

alwaysbewoke

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

staff

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