None Binary with Left Beef

Raleigh • Non-Binary • He/him/his Probably thinking about my cat Languages: English, German, French, Esperanto, ASL I caption videos here var sc_project=12191114; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="f20e5e3f";

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[importantcatpics]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[importantcatpics]

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[sharkishblue]

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

[tiktaalic]

[says a silly little phrase that becomes part of your lexicon]

[ampervadasz]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[colourpatternist]

Another ADHD mood

[rvlvrocelthot-deactivated202009]

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

[dennysparkinlot]

how dare you keep this gem in the tags?

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

everyone who reblogged this has adhd

[mashallah]

[boopednose]

LIES AND DECEIT

[robotsandfrippary]

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

[hownottolearnalanguage]

[greenekatgrey]

[tchaikovskaya]

[boyofzoot]

person: what kind of girls are you into?

me: