shit we've said

help us

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Ivan

Fish daddy... *smokes and looks into the distance*

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Emily

you can grow your own yoghurt (:

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Penny and Ivan

P: I thought that was a fart. I: It was a hula hoop.

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Ivan

I'm a level 1 vaper and she's not bode. ):

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Shannon

What are you done if your broke that grass?

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Luke and Gemma

Luke: My girlfriend has no gag reflex. Gemma: How do you know that..? Luke: Cause I shoved a spoon down her throat.

[melisica]

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[sadhoc]

tag urself i’m historical and divine

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Ivan

If there was a god, we wouldn't have Noble Vaping.

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Emily

*looks at circus tent being built* Did they used to make elephants do that or is Dumbo straight up lying to me!?

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Roz

What was that that just fell on the floor? Oh, was it your breast?

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Emily

*talking about nipple piercings* but they would rub...*touches nipple* oh now they're hard!

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Verity

There's bread fighting over those birds!

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Luke

Until you literally choke on the D, you don't know.

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Luke

*worried voice* I don't know how to sext!

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Gemma

Where's that hand coming from? …the vagina