thisisnotalex

I'm Alex. I like menthol cigarettes and whiskey. I'm loud but I don't give a fuck.

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[natalieroxxane-deactivated20171]

Send nudes

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[ruinedchildhood]

[stckwll]

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[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When I add a caption to a post and it becomes popular

[korracrat]

I’ve literally never seen this url before……

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[urlocalswitch]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

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Man, I’m glad scorpions can’t fly

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

date a girl who puts mustard on her pizza

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

i aint need a gf that bad

[truuqueen]

where’s my packages I ordered a second ago

[this-isnotalex-blog]

person: how are you?

me *pouring whiskey into my coffee*: everything is alright....

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(via QueenIdle)

[jlaw]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

If lobsters lived on land I would be terrified of them.

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If I could lose weight as quick as I lose motivation, then I would be one of the skinniest people on Earth.

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When someone tells me their IQ I immediately assume they are fucking stupid.

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[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

y’all are so excited for the aliens do you realise they’re gonna kill us all?

[android013]

that’s the exciting part