everything that happens is from now on.

this is pouring rain; this is paralyzed.

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[magicalmanhattanproject]

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

[lifeswingshardiswingharder]

Ladies real talk

[doctorwholia]

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

[fakethistoyourgrave-blog]

what did one prince say to the other prince at the ball?

[fakethistoyourgrave-blog]

you take the damsel in that dress and i’ll take the damsel in dis dress

[ambulanceinertia]

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

[quoms-190514]

[willow]

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

[blarrfengarr]

Your soul has fallen to bits and pieces. Good. Rearrange them to suit yourself.

Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf  (via seols)

[vicforprez]

[unexotic]

[bronsonsnelling]

[celesmiths]

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

[supersamurai91]

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

[celesmiths]

i have never been so offended in my entire life

[quote-book]

“It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.”

Emily Haines  (via aurelle)

[lesterfreamon]

[solangehitme]

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

[k1mkardashian]

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

[davidbyrne-deactivated20220111]

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

[fivegum]

[britney2007spears]

fun on the right, business on the left

[phoneticmeow]

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

[nizzlekicks]

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other