I just laughed way harder at this then I should have.
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I just laughed way harder at this then I should have.
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
cattink:
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
i expect the minimum and am still disappointed
@ myself: u are exhausting
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
cant wait to decorate a home n make it cozy and beautiful and mine
Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.
Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup (via simply-quotes)
It’s hard when you constantly feel so fucking unwanted.
(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
even bad bitches have panic attacks sometimes right
My only goal in life right now is to be happy. Genuinely, intensely and consistently happy, regardless of what that looks like to others.
(via southerngreekgirl)