Payton Clarington-Smythe

[jfcits-alec]

[Gasping dramatically,Alec turned back to the girl and put his hands on his hips.] I do not poop that stinkily. Besides! I’m a man it’s suppose to happen. [huffing softly,Alec leaned forward and kissed Tate’s hair before backing up and sitting at the table. Staring at Rainley as the baby looked up at him before blowing a raspberry.] You’re rude. [He murmured to the baby who just sat there unfazed.]

[this-little-smythe]

Well then, we've got a future man on our hands. [She said, shrugging and moving to the table as well, Tate sitting in her lap and leaning back so the back of his was against her chest.  She looked down at him resting and smiled, looking over at Alec again.] So, what's the meeting about?

[jfcits-alec]

[Alec turned his head to scowl at the infant that sat in the walker slapping toys happily.] Yes. And it was disgusting. I don't see how only milk can make that so stinky.

[this-little-smythe]

[Laughing, Payton put her hand under the running water and wiped the gunk off of Tate's face, now that the toddler was done spitting out junk.]  He gets it from his daddy, like the onesie says.  [She explained, drying Tate's face carefully and pecking the child on the forehead.]  Feeling better?

[jfcits-alec]

[Alec snorted at Payton's comment. Trying to fight back a laugh as he filled the cup up and helped his son take a drink.] Just keep spitting,Mijo. Guess we'll watch what we're shoving in out mouths eh?[Gaining a whine in response Alec nodded and gestured for Payton to continue cooking.] I got it if you wanna finish what you were doing. Your helper will be back in action ASAP. [He said running his hand through the soft blonde hair as the child drank more water happy that the powder was leaving his mouth.]

[this-little-smythe]

[Shrugging, Payton rubbed Tate's back some more.] Everything is in the oven.  Did the itty bitty one poop?

[jfcits-alec]

[Alec walked into the kitchen. Eyebrow raising at the dust of cinnamon in the air. And at Payton and Tate huddled into the sink.] What happened?[He asked out confused as he moved to strap Rainley in the walker,before going to get a cup so he could help rinse out his son's mouth.]

[this-little-smythe]

Oh, nothing, I just thought maybe we should try the cinnamon challenge, but then I chickened out and just let the child do it. [She said, turning on the sink and leaning over so Tate could keep spitting, the kid getting a little more worked up.  She tried to soothe him by rubbing his back and stepping aside a bit so Alec could fill the cup.]  Poor guy…that doesn't taste good does it, baby? [She said sympathetically, and Tate shook his head, still making a face.]

[jfcits-alec]

Only on weekdays. [Alec called out for her to hear as he grimaced wiping Rainley’s bum. The baby beginning to cry softly which made the Latino speed the process up.] Aye no,[He pouted to his son. Cooing to the baby which helped stop the crying before he changed him into a a green onesie that said ‘I get my looks from mommy and my smells from daddy’.] Let’s go see if our chefs will let us be taste testers eh? [He asked the baby who cooed in response as he brought Rainley to his shoulder the baby lifting his head to look around.]

[this-little-smythe]

[The butter and cinnamon sufficiently mixed into the apples, Payton helped Tate scoop a spoonful into each squash half, and then turned way for a moment to put the squash in the oven.  When she turned around, she noticed a ring of cinnamon and butter around Tate's mouth, and a displeased look on his face.  Eyes widening, she looked at the toddlers hands and the cinnamon he must have dumped onto the counter, and then she sprang into action, putting her hand out in front of him just in time for him to sputter and choke, spitting cinnamon into her hand and all over the rest of her, as well.]  Oh, Tate… [She said, scooping him off the counter and moving over to the sink.]  Come on, keep spitting.  [She muttered, biting her lip as the toddler started to whine.]

[jfcits-alec]

Ven.[Alec gesture to T with a grin as the toddler came to him with a big smile.] Muy Bien,Mijo. Es muy guapo.[He added with a wink which made the toddler giggle happily.] Ir a ayudar a la mama. [He finished patting the boys butt before moving to stand up as well as he winked to Payton. Making his way to her.] I wonder if yours says the same thing[He teased with a smirk before putting Rainley's bottle on the dresser under their tv and bringing the baby to his shoulder so he could burp him as he left the room to handle poop duty.]

[this-little-smythe]

I don't wear an apron, sexist pig.  [She said, making a face at him before standing and holding her hand out for Tate.  He took it and walked alongside her to the kitchen, where she moved him up to the counter and let him sit with the cinnamon shaker and bowl of apple chunks.]  Get 'em good, Tate!  [She said as he poured a good amount of cinnamon on the fruit and then tried to stir with a serving spoon, Payton cutting the acorn squash into halves.]

[jfcits-alec]

[Alec chuckled softly as he watched his oldest run out of the room.] I don't know how,but you're the only person that can get us to do something. You must be a wizard. [He replied with a smirk and a flip of his head to get his hair out of his face before going about getting Rainley's bottle to his mouth when he heard the baby begin to whine. Hearing 'Pa!' Called out,he lifted his head up and smiled widely as the blonde stood in their room with his new apron draping on his body.] A little big eh?

[this-little-smythe]

Awwwh, shush, be nice!  [Payton held her arms out so Tate would come to her, and she carefully turned him around to adjust the apron a bit, lifting it off of him and turning it around so "Kiss the Cook" was displayed proudly on his chest.  Then she tied the back, and tightened the top a bit so it wasn't quite so baggy.]  He's got some growing room in it…no big deal.  [She turned him around again so he could hold his arms out and spin, showing off his apron.]

[jfcits-alec]

Aye,aye captain. That's mean though,leaving me with the future poop. [Alec murmured having taken the bottle from his girlfriend and sitting himself up properly. Rainley secured in his arm.] So I heard someone went and got an apron like Mommy. Hmm?[He asked a bit loudly. Smiling as Tate popped his head up and nodded.]

[this-little-smythe]

[Grinning, Payton leaned down to put Tate down on the ground.]  Go get your apron, so we can show daddy! [She said excitedly, the toddler quick to flee from the room.  Then she sat down next to Alec, crossing a leg under her.]  He wanted to wear it for nap time.  I convinced him to keep it on the rocking chair until after nap.  [She said, shrugging and smiling.] 

[jfcits-alec]

He is partial to gold. It’s because of his hair color I think. But chicken. Yes. I approve. You scared my baby! Meanie face.[Alec stated teasingly as he took the baby from Payton and leaned back into the bed sticking his tongue out at the girl before laughing softly.] and I am calm. I’m the calmest person alive.

[this-little-smythe]

[Rolling her eyes, Payton held out the bottle, waiting for Alec to take it before she leaned over him and picked up Tate.  The toddler clung to her, putting his head down on her shoulder and she smoothed down his hair before looking at Alec again.] He probably doesn't need the entire bottle, he had a whole bottle just before nap and he hasn't pooped yet. 

[jfcits-alec]

Squash with what? Because I dunno if I’ll survive off just a yellow veggie. Tell Sleepybutt I got another dollar for his bank is he’s been behaving. Bring me my childddddd.

[this-little-smythe]

Chicken marinaded with some interesting garlicky stuff Tate picked out.  I think he just liked the color of the package, but hey, it could be delicious.  Oh, and there will be butter and cinnamon in the squash, so.  Calm yourself and take your baby, geesh.

[jfcits-alec]

I didn't mind it because I was half asleep aha. Whatcha gonna make for me? Miss lady wife,Ma'am? :p 

Yes I'm ready. Lemme get some shorts on but I'm ready.

[this-little-smythe]

I think we're making squash.  Okay, Rainey and I are getting the bottle.  Sleepybutt is keeping your spot on the couch warm while he gets his yawns out.

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

I’m glad,Amor. Really I am. Yes a win for both boys. Did you now? Was that when I was passed out or something? Because I heard commotion but I mean,I got in at 6 and was exhausted. You’re going to have to take a picture with him in it. Send it to my moms and Abuela and your dads.

[this-little-smythe]

Eh, he was up early and I needed to run to the store.  I figured you wouldn't mind if I put the baby monitor next to your head and took Tate shopping.  I'll take plenty of pictures, trust.  But he's going to want to model it for you.  You ready for a baby?

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

Super energized eh? Good. I like that. 

And yeah, I’d like that please. Some time with Rainey and then you can make dinner without worries.

[this-little-smythe]

Yeah, I just slept really well, I guess?  You got it.  Time with Rainey.  And then I'll take my little helper to make dinner with me.  We just got him an apron today!

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

I’d better. I don’t want to stop.

Are you sure? I mean. I don’t have work till late tonight like ten I think and even then it’s only for a meeting. I slept enough even.

[this-little-smythe]

I'm positive.  I'm feeling super energized today, alright?  I'll go change a diaper or two, and if you want I can bring Rainley and a bottle to you in a couple minutes?

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

Mmm I can never get over hearing that.

Nope. Keep your mommy time on. I’ll get him. And whatever you wanna make s’fine. I’m literally hungry go anything and everything.

[this-little-smythe]

You don't have to get over hearing it, you always will, boo.

Shush, I don't need any more time to myself.  Mommy time is technically on, considering I've got to go and be a mommy.  Go change and relax and everything, alright?  I got the little one.

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

I love you and your best.

Gah. Nevermind. Just kiss me really good then I’m gonna go rub one out and leave you to your “mommy time”.

[this-little-smythe]

I love you too, babe.

Fiiiiiiine.  Shoot…I hear crying.  "Mommy time" over.  Hey, by the way, what do you want for dinner?  

[jfcits-alec]

Questioning life at the moment.

[jfcits-alec]

Most likely. Thanks for not letting that happen. I appreciate it.

Mmmmm yeah. But no getting mad of I touch deal?

[this-little-smythe]

I do my best.

…you get one courtesy touch.  Just one.  This is serious relaxing time for mommy.