Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay
Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches
Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle
Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender
Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus
Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus
Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship
Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow
Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy
Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up
Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times
Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?
Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray
Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde
