I dreamed a dream of gays gone by

A Collection of Dreams about Dan and Phil. Art in pfp by @maddox-rider Run by @notsosaucystuff #phannienightmares may be triggering

[danielhowell]

i hope i have nice dreams tonight. I hope you do too :]

[phannie-dreams]

had a dream that dan abandoned phil to have a joint channel with beabadoobee (this was not the main plot of the dream it was just how it was in that world)

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[phannie-dreams]

I had a dream i went to karaoke and Dan was there absolutely belting Tri čaše by Milica Todorović

Laughed for solid 5min when i woke up

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[phannie-dreams]

I had a dream where I was seeing Dan and Phil live but when I got there the theater was like 60% empty but Dan and Phil were already on stage and the show had already started? And I’m trying to find my seat but Dan calls me out by name and is like “hey your seat is over here!” and he has me sit on the chair on stage?? And there’s a girl also sitting on stage and I ask her why we are up there (because I’m too scared to ask Dan and Phil) and she’s like I don’t know?? They just randomly brought me up here too??

But then we just watch the show normally but from on stage. And they’re just doing TIT again so I lean over to ask the girl next to me (who is named Alison. I don’t know anyone named Alison irl) all aren’t they supposed to be doing a new show? But then DnP hand the two of us a mango and are like whatever you do, don’t eat the mango. And we’re like sure. Easy enough. But then a guy I went to high school with appears next to me and eats the fucking mango and I got so stressed out I woke up.

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[phannie-dreams]

one time i had a dream where dan livestreamed himself giving birth to twins and the only part that struck me as weird was the fact that it wasn't phil who was giving birth

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[phannie-dreams]

Hello just realised I never told that dream and I should, I git it before the hard launch, during TIT era

There was a new AmazingPhil video and Phil was sat in front on the camera and I think Dan was there too maybe? Unsure, but anyway in the middle of the video he says "Guys I have amazing news to tell you, I am going to get married!! She's a wonderful woman" and he shows her picture and it's my mom 💀 and I was so shocked, but all the rest of the dream was just me and my friends freaking out about him marrying a woman

Literally I was happy for my mom like she's been single since the divorce and Phil is a great guy good for her but I was DISTRAUGHT by Phan not being real and Dan did Not care at all he was so unbothered it was insane

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[phannie-dreams]

I dreamt that Dan was doing a pre-show opening/meet-and-greet thing by himself, and when the crowd wondered where Phil was I very vividly remember him dryly going "oh my gamer husband-boyfriend Phil shit his pants on the way here, he'll be out in a moment". (Dream Phil I'm sorry but also "gamer husband-boyfriend" lives rent-free in my brain lmao)

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[anonymoustigress]

I had a dream that Dan and Phil kissed on stage and people started videoing and leaking it and someone sent me a video and I said ‘no, thats for them to do in private’ and whoever it was said ‘well they did it in front of a thousand people so…’

anyway I feel like that’s pretty accurate

[phannie-dreams]

Had a dream that the phannouncement was dan and phil got married and the way they announced it was phil posted a picture of their marriage certificate on tumblr 🤪

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[phannie-dreams]

I dreamt that the huge announcement they were planning was actually guild wars 4? Not a dnp spinoff or whatever, they were just announcing the release of guild wars 4. The gameplay was literally just temple run, but the character was the grim reaper. I have never played guild wars in my life.

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[phannie-dreams]

Had a dream Phil came over for dinner and I kept telling my dog "in another life this man would have been your dad"

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[phannie-dreams]

omg i love telling everyone about the dream i had where i married gerard way and dnp were at the wedding and then we all jumped in a pool at the end like a romcom

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[phannie-dreams]

I had a dream a couple months ago where dan and phil made a video announcing dans pregnancy in the exact same style as the hard launch video and most of it was just dan showing off his baby bump like one of those tradwife influencer people

the next night i dreamt that dan and phil had 2 daughters and they went on holiday for christmas

my theory for the phannouncement

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[phannie-dreams]

I dreamt that the big new thing they've been hinting at was a book on bdsm by Dan ala ywgttn

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[phannie-dreams]

Dreamed Dan and Phil had a real lost media movie from before TATINOF but it was on VHS so I went to my parents house to get it. The movie was part college art film, where Phil was just a child but had blond hair, and part scripted fiction where Dan was a warrior fairy (I think Phil was a princess in that part). We had old stale fortune cookies from 2008 and one was the one Phil got that said he'd have a happy future and don't worry.

Then it was Christmas and we were exchanging gifts with Dan and Phil at my sister's house. They got me a candle and I think a video game. I woke up trying to think of what to give them.

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[adziedoodlesphan]

I had a dream that Dan and Phil were asked “what do you think of phan?” in a liveshow and Dan tried really hard to act chill but instead, of being disgruntled like you’d expect, he had a massive grin on his face talking about how ‘funny’ it was and ‘pretty incredible’ and then proceeded to thank everyone for the hard work they put into phanart/phanart/etc. Throughout all this time Phil was just looking at him with a closed but rly happy smile on his face saying the occasional ‘yeah’ in agreement. They were so ok with it all im kinda crushed it was just a dream.

[adziedoodlesphan]

#hopefully I’m dreaming the future or something date: 10th Apr 2015

[phannie-dreams]

Had a dream Dan and Phil left me in the grocery store bc they forgot I came with them and I was just watching Phil’s location get further and further away as they ubered home and ignored my many texts

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