This-person-here

[this-personhere]

Isn’t it funny how men are so good at doing things that they are even better at being women than other women?

[headcanonthings]

Bucky: I am a simple person. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave

Clint: It's one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once

Bucky: I like the way you think.

[this-personhere]

“I guess people who don’t like Darry are lactose intolerant”

-Steve probably

[this-personhere]

Did you know that 100% of people who are dead have died in their life time?

Spooky

[this-personhere]

ALL I WANT IS CUTE IMAGINS THAT ARNT DIRTY

[this-personhere]

GUYS!! WHAT IF DECKARD SHAWS MOM HAD A TWIN SISTER WHOS NAME IS.....WAIT FOR IT!!...... VICTORIA WHO IS R.E.D (retired extremely dangerous)

OH MY LORD I WANT THIS CROSSOVER

[this-personhere]

Person: hey I like your name!

Me: thanks I got it for my birthday!

[this-personhere]

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIN MINTS YOU ARE LYING

[this-personhere]

Me: YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REASON WHY I DRINK!!

Them: ...But... you don’t drink alcohol.

Me: I KNOW *chugs a gallon of chocolate milk*

[this-personhere]

Me as a detective

Partner: we have gathered all the evidence and close the case thanks to this last clue

Me: I guess you could say we have conCLUEded the investigation

Partner:

Me:

Partner:

Me: *gets punched in the face*

[this-personhere]

Let’s play a game!

It’s called do “I have to poop? Or is it just cramps!”

[this-personhere]

Happy summer!!

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🎥 Sebastian Stan being an absolute mood for Men's Health US.

[this-personhere]

I LOVE THIS SO MICH HES SUCH A DORK

[hereforsumbucky]

“Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists, the ones who do call him the Winter Soldier.“

[this-personhere]

“Dang girl what else can you do with those hands”

Me casually : murder you and bury you in your back yard for your mother to find when she starts gardening in the spring.

[this-personhere]

OH MY LORD DID YOU SEE MALCOLM AND DANI IN THIS EPISODE!!!?!?!?! HE WAS SHOOOOOOOOOKKK WHEN SHE WAS IN THAT DRESSSS THEY TOTALY LIKE EACH OTHEREEEERRRRRRRR

[this-personhere]

Me in public

Me walking: Ha! Pedestrians have right if way!

Me Driving: Ha! I have a car!