still a sunbeam

chrissy | 27 | she/her | ¯\_(シ)_/¯ | shakespeare and shitposts

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[segamascott]

[sobcat]

sunday of doom and despair

[samjacksonslefttesticle]

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[hollanderthoughts]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

[battle-for-dyke-island]

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[deckardv]

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said "let me break it down for you" and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude's a legend. this is a university class btw

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

[loveridden1999]

google dot com how to surgically remove headache for ever