greetings mortals.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[this-wretched-thing123]

let him science!!

[mister-mooon]

mike crew

[this-wretched-thing123]

my child!! this is amazing!!

[pumpkin-illustrations]

My malevolent paper stopmotion animation is finally done!! *collapses*

The song is by @alainaiswriting on instagram/tiktok, you can find it on her page!

Man I didn’t think I would be able to finish the whole animation in time but somehow I pulled through

[this-wretched-thing123]

WOAHHH this is amazing!!! i REALLY need to listen to malevolent.....

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[his-subtle-hummingbird-deactiva]

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

[this-wretched-thing123]

beautiful 🥹🥹

[this-wretched-thing123]

FOR SCIENCE!

i am a tma fan and i like the crane wives

i am a tma fan and i like will wood

i am a tma fan and i like both will wood and the crane wives

i am a tma fan and i dont like/havent heard of will wood or the crane wives

Voting ended onJun 13

ok so, my friends and i have come up with a theory! the theory is that all magnus archives fans like either will wood the crane wives or both! so far, the theory has proven to be correct, but i wanted to test it on more people...sooooo SCIENCE!!

[this-wretched-thing123]

HUGE thank you to everyone who took the time to answer my silly questions :) i honestly cannot believe this many people even saw this...*shooketh* but yeah, thanks for helping my Very Official Science (which is just me getting an idea and Needing To Know The Answers) (*cough cough* 👁️ *cough*)

[fallingstanleypines]

Cecil ehehehehe

I'm tired

[this-wretched-thing123]

EEEEEE i love him!! he is so precious!! such a silly lad!!

[atardigradewieldingexcalibur]

I just checked up on my old Minecraft world because I knew I built loads and I didn't exactly remember all of it

After I'd gotten past the little aesthetic house, the tavern I'd made and the huge enchantment room, I came across a graveyard.

One of the signs said 'Rip billy Vangelis imagine getting killed lmfao'

All of them had little notes on, except for one that just said

'Rip the mechs' (I was clearly upset about that one)

And I also wrote 'Gertrude Robinson. You deserved it' what did I have against her T-T

I think I also had signs for Gerry, Michael Shelley and distortion, Bertie, technoblade, Peter Lukas, Elias Bouchard, Jonah Magnus and definitely some more

[atardigradewieldingexcalibur]

Oh I also had a Quote room, which included the whole 'The Magnus archives is a podcast' thing, some Michael quotes, Mechs lyrics and then, on one wall, it just said:

tim

[this-wretched-thing123]

you are such an interesting creature, can i put you under a microscope pretty please?

[atardigradewieldingexcalibur]

Yes I will go under the microscope please and thank you

(actual picture of me under a microscope it's 100% real)

[this-wretched-thing123]

yiiipeeee!!! wow you are such a whimsical critter!!

[this-wretched-thing123]

FOR SCIENCE!

i am a tma fan and i like the crane wives

i am a tma fan and i like will wood

i am a tma fan and i like both will wood and the crane wives

i am a tma fan and i dont like/havent heard of will wood or the crane wives

Voting ended onJun 13

ok so, my friends and i have come up with a theory! the theory is that all magnus archives fans like either will wood the crane wives or both! so far, the theory has proven to be correct, but i wanted to test it on more people...sooooo SCIENCE!!

[monkeypng]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[lizbukchoy]

no more mr mice guy

[this-wretched-thing123]

MISTER MICE GUY!!

[runasulienadanika]

"average person mentions the tunnels 5 times a day" factoid is a statistical error. Tunnels Jon, who goes to the tunnels 10 times a week and talks about them 25/8 is an outlier and should not been counted

[this-wretched-thing123]

true true....

[ihaveaninkling]

Day 6 Ladybird Spider

Another one of Britain’s best kept secrets! We often complain about our brown wildlife but there are some diamonds (or rubies in this case)

A beautiful velvet spider that at a glance looks like a ladybird! Unfortunately these spiders are at risk of disappearing from Britain so let’s learn about them and do our best to protect them!

🟢 For Sale

[this-wretched-thing123]

ITS BUG TIME BABYYYY!! WOO!! love this silly creature!!

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[mechanismsgifs]

Some Nastya love from Gender Rebels - GPT forgot the name of the Aurora!

[this-wretched-thing123]

nastya love <333

[raphaella-spwife]

I present… three of my four mechs text experiments

I hope they please u

[this-wretched-thing123]

they do indeed please me :)

[atardigradewieldingexcalibur]

I just checked up on my old Minecraft world because I knew I built loads and I didn't exactly remember all of it

After I'd gotten past the little aesthetic house, the tavern I'd made and the huge enchantment room, I came across a graveyard.

One of the signs said 'Rip billy Vangelis imagine getting killed lmfao'

All of them had little notes on, except for one that just said

'Rip the mechs' (I was clearly upset about that one)

And I also wrote 'Gertrude Robinson. You deserved it' what did I have against her T-T

I think I also had signs for Gerry, Michael Shelley and distortion, Bertie, technoblade, Peter Lukas, Elias Bouchard, Jonah Magnus and definitely some more

[atardigradewieldingexcalibur]

Oh I also had a Quote room, which included the whole 'The Magnus archives is a podcast' thing, some Michael quotes, Mechs lyrics and then, on one wall, it just said:

tim

[this-wretched-thing123]

you are such an interesting creature, can i put you under a microscope pretty please?

[rattprince]

Gp Tim propaganda

[this-wretched-thing123]

EEEEEEE! lovely propaganda!!

[mavisofthemoon]

Pride Month means it's time to DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[plukascoded]

DIG

[thelibrarybat]

DIG

[this-wretched-thing123]

DIG