thisbitchandhercats

funny shit and negative musings. thisbitchandhercats.wordpress.com

[silly-luv]

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[an-anxious-diary]

Every. Fucking. Night. 😪

[freckledshins]

[mwnslw]

I want this on a shirt

[cruelbby]

i want to get this on a shirt then wear it to school

[petapeta]

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Fiat 500 Jolly, 2015, by Jollycar. A coachbuilt open-top version of the 500 with wicker seats and a canopy roof just as the original Ghia Fiat 500 Jollys of the 1950s and early 60s had

http://www.carscoops.com/2015/07/you-can-have-modern-fiat-500-jollyif.html

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

[macaroneer]

nekoparade

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[stillheels]

[creepyyeha]

[blackgirlsreverything]

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

[fffddd09-deactivated20170610]

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

[rockxxoutxxright]

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

[just-a-penis--with-a-dream]

I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text

(via natashakills)

[allapologys-blog]

pros of drinking a lot of water:

good for your skin

good for your hair

helps loose weight

good for curing illness

boosts energy

helps immune system

lessens the chance of getting cancer

helps general health and happyness

cons of drinking a lot of water:

i peed 6 times today

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

[flame-alchemy]

lezbenormal

[marbean]

[babycrawlingveryfast-deactivate]

you know that Dissonance you feel when youre talking to a guy about your feelings, and when it comes out of your mouth you can simultaneously feel the Truth in your words but also feel how theyre interpreting it and how flaccid it sounds to their ears. to you: words rich, genuine, full, to them: processed through “clingy girlfriend” or “emotional female” filter. and you cant even point out that theyre doing it, filtering and warping your words, bc their misogyny is so deeply entrenched in their brains, tunneling through for years on end, its like asking them to see a new color, they have no idea how to even go about deconstructing the way they view you

[magda-lennah]