[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[seatrench]

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

[hydemind]

I really felt this tag

[droptheguillotineplease]

@ra-assputin

[dogpuppy]

[doberbutts]

Featured: the decoy's grab-and-scoop technique which allowed him to also snag a chihuahua to cuddle

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[importantpics]

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[jame7t]

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

[iamoutofideas]

ouch/oof

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[onlytiktoks]

[touchstonelevity]

[crazy-brazilian]

lil wayne or wathever

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[weary4u]

[incisedwound]

[jellybracelet]

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture