Ian: So, do you know how to make crystal meth?
Henry: Please don't ask that while we're in the lab.
Ian: Oh don’t be alarmed, it was my setup to asking about whether or not you can make morphine!
Henry: *visibly uncomfortable at this point*
Henry: Why don’t you back away from my desk, and while we are at it, why don’t you back all the way away from my lab and from me, personally.
BONUS!!
Book!Henry: Morphine can be made from natural materials so it doesn’t have to be a lab thing, you know.

















