[bob-belcher]

May I read a passage from Diderot? The Great (2020–2023)

[depsidase]

[forestfawne]

These are too cute I'm dying

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[svvply]

do you wanna top or bottom?

I wanna be a star

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[valtsv]

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

[valtsv]

i'm just a silly little idiot who doesn't know shit about fuck officer

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[jockoppressor]

oh my god! you're straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met

[botan]

[catasters]

[systemic-dreams]

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[vielseitigkeit-deaktiviert]

I promise I’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe.

[wrestlingboobily]

annoying ass nerd guys after Suicide Squad came out: ugh every girl is gonna be harley quinn for halloween now how basic 🙄

annoying ass nerd guys after seeing joker:

[shakespork]

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

[shakespork]

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,