Fuck love except for whatever my favorite sitcom couples have going on

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Fuck love except for whatever my favorite sitcom couples have going on
The Hunger Games (2012) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
bonus:
i know it’s been said before but no book character will literally ever be as iconic as peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. like in book 1 when he confesses to having a crush on katniss on live televsion, that’s strategic. he knows he won’t win the games but he can help keep katniss safe and send her home and get district 12 a victor. but in book 2 he’s like “well we’re all gonna die and there’s no stopping the games so i’m just gonna fuck shit up and make every capitol official’s life a living hell for as long as i can” and then he does. nobody is doing it like him
Derry Girls really nails the whole “living through a major crisis” thing
what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’
Here’s the truth: friendships between women are often the deepest and most profound love stories, but they are often discussed as if they are incillary, “bonus” relationships to the truly important ones. Women’s friendships outlast jobs, parents, husbands, boyfriends, lovers, and sometimes children …
THE WILDS (2020-)
do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people
#WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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MICHIEL HUISMAN as Dawsey Adams in The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society, 2018
The problem with today’s youth is that we have ready access to too much information. Bring back the days when your uncle could make an ill-informed comment about the Empire over dinner and you had to wander over the moor to your handsome neighbour’s library to find a tome to disprove him. Those days were better because there was always a chance that you would catch a chill on the aforementioned moor, thus arriving on the brink of death at your handsome bachelor neighbour’s house, clad in a rain-soaked chemise, and you would fall in love as he nursed you back to health. How’s that meet-cute going to happen in 2020? You’re going to fall in love with the person who edited the Wikipedia article you used to disprove your uncle’s stupid comments about Brexit? Romance is dead and Wikipedia killed it.
I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
I watched him for 15 years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall, looking at this night, inhumanly patient. Waiting for some secret silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, sheriff.
HALLOWEEN (1978)
UK political scandals are like:
Prime Minister fucked a pig
Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate
and guess which one was fictional
No OP is talking about the actual pig fucking not the black mirror episode
the
WHAT
I’m so sorry to be the one to tell you this but Cameron put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig
Why would a guy want to marry a guy? Security! Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder
ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her
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