This day in Pig history

The highlights of my eccentric father's journal

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this Saturday in

2017 week 25--having trouble getting car deodorizer smell left by prior owner from vehicle; think maybe i should drive a dog around for a while.

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this Wednesday in

2017 week 16--PA system announce moment of silence for anniversary of OK City bombing; irritating co-worker run her mouth thru the whole thing--no possibility of silence around HER

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Thursday in

2014 have wonderful gift from Hill co-worker, Sheree, of free-range, brined and roasted turkey leg and neck in convenient zip lock bag, can just take out and gnaw whenever I’m hungry, think #johnhodgman would be proud

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this Friday in

2017 week 13--dream that Sean Spicer is writing a parody of Frozen called "Roasted," about Donald Trump as an enchanted prince cursed with the power to make everyone around him uncomfortably hot.

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this Wednesday in

2001 week 6--dream porn store having big contest, offering many pleasure prizes--1 round trip for two to Hedonism ii resort in Jamaica, several sexy getaways to Sybaris Inn, 100's of erotic tapes and toys, and 17000 pieces of kleenex.

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this Wednesday in

2010 week 52–dream tell someone "social security callers fall into two categories–irritating, and semi-irritating.”

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this Sunday in

2016 week 29--dream at restaurant whose specialty is a combination plate of lobster and scrotum.

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this Wednesday in

2008 week 25--penis enlargement spam promise "bragging rights in your pants"

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this Tuesday in

2016 week 24--sound like someone in office say to caller "are you from the Jerkstapo?"

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this Thursday in

2016 week 23--on train, hear announcement "a bunch of cars will be off the platform at Irving Park"--think, "how vague & unhelpful," then realize was "the front two cars"

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this Friday in

1992 week 13--dream hear someone say "my name is Wilson, but the guys all call me Wils."

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this Monday in

2016 week 19--discover lost verse of the Pig song in 2002 journal, viz "How lovely is the moon, how lovely is the sun, But the face of the Pig outshines either one."

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this Tuesday in

2016 week 18--in men's room, hear jaunty music coming from stall. think, "aren't you supposed to be reading the newspaper?"

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this Tuesday in

2011 week 16–dream see sign at the beach say “this sand certified safe for castles and other play”

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1999 week 16--dream tobacco lobby set up the Lucky Strike Smoking Lounge, with unlimited free cigarettes. their motto is "come on in and smoke up a storm"

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this Monday in

1995 week 16--backpacking in Smokie mts, hoist packs on anti-bear device, Duck say smart Bears will come in night, read instructions

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this Monday in

1985 week 16--5 members of my family including me, get salmonella from bad milk, throw up--I feel well enough after to go to Greenview building paint stairs and collect rents