Dumb Bitch Entry #68

Hi I’m 20, dumb and a bitch. Welcome to my mess of a life

[writingdose]

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

[punksalmon]

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

[goodluckbab]

hades 2 updated true ending with new memories

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[deadghosy]

[sourdough-seal]

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

[bibbysstuff]

S in Sylus stands for Simp

[peachdoxie]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[jack-of-blades]

‘It’s good to have companions that compliment the character build strategy you want’

Okay my strategy is which two companions I find the most interesting and/or funny

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[bookish-bimbo]

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

[fruitzbat]

i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

[penny-anna]

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

[penny-anna]

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

[penny-anna]

#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won’t stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them

[ad-wills]

[variavi]

redraw/redesign of my inky

[high-dragon-bait]

Whenever I’m very sad I think about Fenris being the funniest bitch alive and since I’m very sad here’s some of my favorite examples of Fenris being the funniest bitch alive

Bonus: I cannot for the life of me find a screenshot of “Oop! Hawke stepped in the poopy” but that is a canon line and I think about it every day

[neithrain]

so many people are frothing at the mouth to see fenris in the fourth dragon age game but i dont think you bitches realize just how much him in 2023 graphics is going to kill all of us on fucking sight