This Happened For Real

[awesomeboundbabes]

[drsilencer1-deactivated20250128]

I’m a musical man myself.

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Another hot school girl I can use to extort a rich daddy and then keep for myself even after I’m paid! I mean seriously, why would I give up a piece of teen ass like this?

[mpphhmpphhgood]

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I always appreciate meeting new people. And what better way to do that then grabbing them off the street and keeping them tied and gagged when you find them attractive?

[mpphhmpphhgood]

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Just getting to know the girls next door

[tiedtotree-deactivated20230302]

[ankitamee-deactivated20240617]

Meeeeedisplayed

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Another slut snagged, time to go collect her

[alphaone77-deactivated20210818]

This milf is contemplating what is going to happen to her after the robbers finish ransacking her house.

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Her contemplation turns to fear when one of the robbers produces an extra large bag and leers her way

[alphaone77-deactivated20210818]

Some photos of beautiful women tied up and gagged wearing lingerie

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Finally managed to snatch all the hot wives and daughters on my street!

[sitcomshippers]

Schurniverse COVID-19 Edition

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse

[compulsive]

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Me as an impulsive shopper

[thishappenedforreal]

So I’m a white guy with a head of naturally curly hair. Like, really curly, we’re taking curly fry-curly.

I’m currently working at a shelter downtown. One day, on my way out from work, this one lady on the street asks me if she can have one of the masks that I take to work with me to avoid catching COVID. I give her one and this is the conversation that transpired:

“Thanks! Hey, do you put gel in your hair?”

“No, it’s natural.”

“Oh really! So you’re from Jerusalem?”

“........nope, I live around here.”

“Oh, I see, so you’re half black.”

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[oddityball]

@mephistowatchtower

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Hiccup Haddock the Third ghost-wrote this

[bethanyactually]

it’s kind of a dumb and easy joke but it makes me laugh every single time. 

also, what the hell kind of class is this, that not completing ONE assignment three weeks into the semester earns you a failing grade??? no wonder we never saw Professor Whitman again after the debate episode, someone probably complained about his grading policies and he decided he’d rather go live in a yurt on the prairies of Manitoba and learn to play the fiddle instead, or something.

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Actually, Manitoba is heavily forested, Saskatchewan and lower Alberta is where you go for the Prairies

[kingoffantasy516]

Jurassic World is technically a Christmas movie of you think about it

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Petition: make Jurassic World a Christmas movie

[kkiyomi-deactivated20140909]

Splash Mountain Photos

[scottman99]

YES

[mythologyhotspot-blog-deactivat]

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

[disneyprincess10]

still one of my all time favourite posts

[gh0stiiee]

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

[attackon-mysanity-blog]

I wish I could draw

[thishappenedforreal]

How the heck did that one guy get a whole Turkey into a theme park ride!?