all is strange and vague

architecture, cartography, pretty snippets

[thisheuristiclife]

“What would happen if we planted a kiss? Like if we kissed the ground, would it go into the dirt and would stars come out?”

-little J

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I.. have.. to.. heehee your butt!

-little J

[thisheuristiclife]

Where did all the people in the city come from?

-little J

[thisheuristiclife]

At the chicken place..

Teacher: Do you know this plant is?

J: That’s a tomatillo.

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J: we didn’t eat my favorite food!!

M: What’s your favorite food?

J: corn! 🌽 (starts crying)

[thisheuristiclife]

“I’m going to draw you a house! ..what does a house look like?”

[thisheuristiclife]

J: What’s that?

M: It’s trash.

J: Who put that there?

M: I don’t know, sometimes people drop trash without knowing about it.

M: (sees S eating a disassembled sandwich with no paper towel) Oh no!!

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“Daddy.. I don’t know what your clothes look like”

-J

[thisheuristiclife]

J: I can’t always give you hugs. Because I’m too damaged

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Do you like crab sandwiches?

-J

[thisheuristiclife]

My arms feel haunted.

-M

[thisheuristiclife]

J: I’m going to get you a surprise tomorrow.

M: like what?

J: A grown up food.

M: what’s a grown up food?

J: an apple? from Costco! One.

M: they won’t sell me just one apple at Costco. That’s kind of their thing.

J: two?

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*credit card swiping my cleavage*

“Did someone cut you here?”

-J

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“There’s a lot of family in this house.”

-J

[thisheuristiclife]

me: hi Santa, did you bring your reindeer?

J: yes!

me: was it really cold at the North Pole?

J: what? 🫥 oh uh.. let me check my phone (puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out his palm) ✋

[thisheuristiclife]

Daddy peed in my pants.

-J

[thisheuristiclife]

looking at a book about animal tails:

me: that animal is called a peacock 🦚 and you know what? that one is a boy.

J: but he doesn’t have a penis

me: well.. he might