this is me happy

kate | she/her | grown ass lady | occasional rambler | a little too obsessed with one mariska hargitay

[sable-wards]

Olivia Benson + Elliot Stabler

Law & Order: Organized Crime | 3.22

[catcrumb]

[rahleeyah]

what should I write nex

homewrecker (angsty 3.0 one shot)

3.0 late night phone calls

3.0 omegaverse geriatric pregnancy

Bruno finds out about Serena (+eo)

Amanda dies (+eo)

3.0 EO accidentally discover daddy kink but like. toxically

Voting ended onJul 2

[thisismehappy]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

[depsidase]

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[58/?] ⤷ 3.12 — “War of the Coprophages”

[thisismehappy]

Okay you guys. I have a problem and it's why I should not be allowed on social media. I saw a lady trying so hard to go viral selling a potato chip shaped like Texas and I thought it was cute and assumed people would bid on it to be nice to the girl trying to fund her wedding. So *I* bid on it. 💀 I thought the thing would go for like $500 bc idk I'm a lunatic I guess. So I bid $52 just to push up the winning bid for her. But now I'm "winning" the bid. I thought surely someone would outbid me but it's been over a day and there's been no movement whatsoever. I'm panicking guys. It's getting so close to me having to spend the rest of my life using this as a two truths and a lie story. PLUS I have social anxiety and I do NOT want this girl to send me her potato chip but I very badly don't want to talk to her about it. PLUS my eBay account is still somehow connected to my address from 10 years ago so like if she does mail it to me I'm going to have to go to someone else's house to ask them for it. It's literally a nightmare scenario. So all I can do now is throw my hat in with hers and desperately try to get this thing to go viral. We have 3 days to get this chip up to $500. I'm calling on the god of antisocial media herself to help me here. I would physically die if I posted this somewhere else so Tumblr is my only hope guys. If you can't bid, pls reblog to spread the word. Please don't make me drive across town to ask the *24* strangers who live in my old house for a potato chip that's frankly NOT EVEN REALLY SHAPED LIKE TEXAS. 💀💀💀

Here's the link to bid 🙏:

https://tr.ee/ekUdI_BVJ3

Now bc I know people like a poll, I'm just going to throw one on here as well.

What should we do with the chip if we win it?

Eat it (gross she's been playing with it for days)

Frame it

Crush it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Flick it

Voting ended onJun 28

[thisismehappy]

This is getting urgent. Look at the ads I'm getting. 💀

[thisismehappy]

HUZZAH!

[thisismehappy]

Okay you guys. I have a problem and it's why I should not be allowed on social media. I saw a lady trying so hard to go viral selling a potato chip shaped like Texas and I thought it was cute and assumed people would bid on it to be nice to the girl trying to fund her wedding. So *I* bid on it. 💀 I thought the thing would go for like $500 bc idk I'm a lunatic I guess. So I bid $52 just to push up the winning bid for her. But now I'm "winning" the bid. I thought surely someone would outbid me but it's been over a day and there's been no movement whatsoever. I'm panicking guys. It's getting so close to me having to spend the rest of my life using this as a two truths and a lie story. PLUS I have social anxiety and I do NOT want this girl to send me her potato chip but I very badly don't want to talk to her about it. PLUS my eBay account is still somehow connected to my address from 10 years ago so like if she does mail it to me I'm going to have to go to someone else's house to ask them for it. It's literally a nightmare scenario. So all I can do now is throw my hat in with hers and desperately try to get this thing to go viral. We have 3 days to get this chip up to $500. I'm calling on the god of antisocial media herself to help me here. I would physically die if I posted this somewhere else so Tumblr is my only hope guys. If you can't bid, pls reblog to spread the word. Please don't make me drive across town to ask the *24* strangers who live in my old house for a potato chip that's frankly NOT EVEN REALLY SHAPED LIKE TEXAS. 💀💀💀

Here's the link to bid 🙏:

https://tr.ee/ekUdI_BVJ3

Now bc I know people like a poll, I'm just going to throw one on here as well.

What should we do with the chip if we win it?

Eat it (gross she's been playing with it for days)

Frame it

Crush it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Flick it

Voting ended onJun 28

[thisismehappy]

This is getting urgent. Look at the ads I'm getting. 💀

[not100bees]

[taurzza]

commission!

[thisismehappy]

Okay you guys. I have a problem and it's why I should not be allowed on social media. I saw a lady trying so hard to go viral selling a potato chip shaped like Texas and I thought it was cute and assumed people would bid on it to be nice to the girl trying to fund her wedding. So *I* bid on it. 💀 I thought the thing would go for like $500 bc idk I'm a lunatic I guess. So I bid $52 just to push up the winning bid for her. But now I'm "winning" the bid. I thought surely someone would outbid me but it's been over a day and there's been no movement whatsoever. I'm panicking guys. It's getting so close to me having to spend the rest of my life using this as a two truths and a lie story. PLUS I have social anxiety and I do NOT want this girl to send me her potato chip but I very badly don't want to talk to her about it. PLUS my eBay account is still somehow connected to my address from 10 years ago so like if she does mail it to me I'm going to have to go to someone else's house to ask them for it. It's literally a nightmare scenario. So all I can do now is throw my hat in with hers and desperately try to get this thing to go viral. We have 3 days to get this chip up to $500. I'm calling on the god of antisocial media herself to help me here. I would physically die if I posted this somewhere else so Tumblr is my only hope guys. If you can't bid, pls reblog to spread the word. Please don't make me drive across town to ask the *24* strangers who live in my old house for a potato chip that's frankly NOT EVEN REALLY SHAPED LIKE TEXAS. 💀💀💀

Here's the link to bid 🙏:

https://tr.ee/ekUdI_BVJ3

Now bc I know people like a poll, I'm just going to throw one on here as well.

What should we do with the chip if we win it?

Eat it (gross she's been playing with it for days)

Frame it

Crush it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Flick it

Voting ended onJun 28

[thisismehappy]

This is getting urgent. Look at the ads I'm getting. 💀

[thisismehappy]

Okay you guys. I have a problem and it's why I should not be allowed on social media. I saw a lady trying so hard to go viral selling a potato chip shaped like Texas and I thought it was cute and assumed people would bid on it to be nice to the girl trying to fund her wedding. So *I* bid on it. 💀 I thought the thing would go for like $500 bc idk I'm a lunatic I guess. So I bid $52 just to push up the winning bid for her. But now I'm "winning" the bid. I thought surely someone would outbid me but it's been over a day and there's been no movement whatsoever. I'm panicking guys. It's getting so close to me having to spend the rest of my life using this as a two truths and a lie story. PLUS I have social anxiety and I do NOT want this girl to send me her potato chip but I very badly don't want to talk to her about it. PLUS my eBay account is still somehow connected to my address from 10 years ago so like if she does mail it to me I'm going to have to go to someone else's house to ask them for it. It's literally a nightmare scenario. So all I can do now is throw my hat in with hers and desperately try to get this thing to go viral. We have 3 days to get this chip up to $500. I'm calling on the god of antisocial media herself to help me here. I would physically die if I posted this somewhere else so Tumblr is my only hope guys. If you can't bid, pls reblog to spread the word. Please don't make me drive across town to ask the *24* strangers who live in my old house for a potato chip that's frankly NOT EVEN REALLY SHAPED LIKE TEXAS. 💀💀💀

Here's the link to bid 🙏:

https://tr.ee/ekUdI_BVJ3

Now bc I know people like a poll, I'm just going to throw one on here as well.

What should we do with the chip if we win it?

Eat it (gross she's been playing with it for days)

Frame it

Crush it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Flick it

Voting ended onJun 28

[thisismehappy]

Okay you guys. I have a problem and it's why I should not be allowed on social media. I saw a lady trying so hard to go viral selling a potato chip shaped like Texas and I thought it was cute and assumed people would bid on it to be nice to the girl trying to fund her wedding. So *I* bid on it. 💀 I thought the thing would go for like $500 bc idk I'm a lunatic I guess. So I bid $52 just to push up the winning bid for her. But now I'm "winning" the bid. I thought surely someone would outbid me but it's been over a day and there's been no movement whatsoever. I'm panicking guys. It's getting so close to me having to spend the rest of my life using this as a two truths and a lie story. PLUS I have social anxiety and I do NOT want this girl to send me her potato chip but I very badly don't want to talk to her about it. PLUS my eBay account is still somehow connected to my address from 10 years ago so like if she does mail it to me I'm going to have to go to someone else's house to ask them for it. It's literally a nightmare scenario. So all I can do now is throw my hat in with hers and desperately try to get this thing to go viral. We have 3 days to get this chip up to $500. I'm calling on the god of antisocial media herself to help me here. I would physically die if I posted this somewhere else so Tumblr is my only hope guys. If you can't bid, pls reblog to spread the word. Please don't make me drive across town to ask the *24* strangers who live in my old house for a potato chip that's frankly NOT EVEN REALLY SHAPED LIKE TEXAS. 💀💀💀

Here's the link to bid 🙏:

https://tr.ee/ekUdI_BVJ3

Now bc I know people like a poll, I'm just going to throw one on here as well.

What should we do with the chip if we win it?

Eat it (gross she's been playing with it for days)

Frame it

Crush it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Flick it

Voting ended onJun 28

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[robin-buckely]

SUPERGIRL | S03E02 “Triggers”

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[runcibility]