Pinniped Utopiae

I've taken shape like an angel falls from grace

[wakingfromthewater]

I'm like if a dad guy was female

I like science fiction and outdated rock music, art, history, animals, dumb jokes, and labor organizing. Sometimes queer, sometimes a dyke, and often left feeling like self identity is a game not worth playing. If you need to know how old I am you're too young to talk to me.

My ask and DMs are open, so say hey if you want to talk!

[saltshroud]

I held him, crouching there in the snow, while he died. They let me do that.

[saywhat-politics]

House Passes $70 Billion 'Slush Fund For ICE'

The money will fund immigration enforcement agencies for the rest of President Donald Trump's term in office.

WASHINGTON (AP) — A bill to provide nearly $70 billion for immigration enforcement narrowly passed the House on Tuesday and now goes to President Donald Trump for his signature, fueling the administration’s deportation agenda for the remainder of his time in the White House.

Republicans used their majority to get the bill over the finish line, funding a pair of Homeland Security agencies through the next three years. The bill passed by a vote of 214-212, over the objections of Democrats.

The White House says the bill will provide $38 billion for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, $26 billion for the Border Patrol and another $5 billion to cover unforeseen costs. It frontloads routine annual funding, ensuring a virtually uninterrupted flow of money as the Trump administration seeks to deport some 1 million people per year.

Speaker Mike Johnson needed near-perfect attendance and unity on his side to complete weeks of action. The legislation got sidetracked over $1 billion for White House security, including for Trump’s new ballroom, and a $1.8 billion fund to compensate his allies who claim they have been unjustly investigated and prosecuted. Those proposals proved politically toxic and were scrapped.

Now, the bill is focused entirely on immigration enforcement, a topic that Republicans have treated as a defining issue between the two major political parties and one they hope will carry them to victory in this year’s midterm elections.

[maswartz]

ZERO democrats voted for this.

[screamydreamy]

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

[bloodbag13]

woman moment

[viktor-sbor]

Peder Mørk Mønsted (1859 – 1941, Danish)-Sunset over a forest lake. Date 1895

[xanaxfarts]

Rare white Aurora Borealis seen over Tromso, Norway

[laneynoir]

Fixed it.

[dolm]

India. Uttar Pradesh. Agra. Taj Mahal. 1985. Raghu Rai.

[incoming-wormhole]

Girls be like "it's my comfort episode" but what it really is is their favourite character having a horrific time

[skyrigel]

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[memorycycle]

its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night

[nevver]

Indigenous Peoples day, Mark Ryan

[enchantedbook]

Winter Troll by Rien Poortvliet

[danskjavlarna]

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UFOs, aliens, and things that go gzpxllztt in the night: this vintage UFO gallery is worth an encounter. (For the meaning of “gzpxllztt,” see the dictionary of all-consonant words.)

[wakingfromthewater]

I value your input

What should I do?

Make your job your life for the next six months

Making changing your life your job for the next six months

Remaining time: 15 hours 32 minutes

[gvalesdraws]

favourite christmas story 🌿

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically