Yikes

[thoughtkick]

“You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love. Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.”

— Sarah J. Maas

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

[ragingpunsexual]

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

[ketunperse]

you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

[ketunperse]

red nose just because :)

[somnambulists-symposium]

[draintheblood]

those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol

[murshroomz-deactivated20230115]

walked in on my friend watching one of the avengers films during a funeral scene and he got really mad at me because i laughed upon seeing a fucking raccoon at a funeral. like how is that not the height of comedy

[usergrantaire]

AMANDA SEYFRIED as KAREN SMITH

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[heimaey]

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

[mysharona1987]

[etraytin]

Obviously the health officials did not talk to anyone even loosely affiliated with an actual school. For reasons big or small, terrible or sympathetic, parents send children to school sick all the time.

[tesria]

Schools have spent decades encouraging nonsensical levels of attendance, rewarding kids who don’t take a single day off all term/semester/year, and even punishing kids who take “too much” time off sick. Kids who actually get ill enough to stay home miss out on fun things and “prizes” and awards, because going to school with the flu (or almost anything else) is considered right, good, and necessary.

Then a pandemic comes along that solidly half the population insists is “just the flu” and you think people are going to forget that you indoctrinated them to believe that if they were capable of being conscious (and sometimes not even then) they should be in school? (And later, in work - this is at least part of the point of this stuff, training you to work while sick).

To say nothing of the simple fact that parents are frequently without childcare options and are forced to be in work even if they should be isolating. That’s also a huge problem.

[toothyblowjob]

my school district used to regularly remind us that they would take us and our parents to court if we had too many “unexcused” absences. my middle brother actually had it happen to him when his mental illness caused him to miss too many days. the way schools fixate on attendance is absolutely going to get people killed.

[laurbailey]

#natasha romanoff: master assassin super spy avenger

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[tikkety-tok]

[capoctillery]

Ok but, either she put that on and inflated it as soon as she got off the airplane/train/bus, or she was wearing it the whole ride and both make me crack up

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Never let them know your next move!

Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!

[thewolfmanslayer]

The way she stood up and said "What!?" I felt that. We all felt that.

[dreadedloreenkid]

Catherine Tate really went the fuck off as Donna Noble. She didn’t have to, she was just a big name comedian doing a Christmas Special for fun but she made Donna the best companion since Sarah Jane and touched the hearts of millions. Iconic

[postcringe]

🤔