i've got one heart and it hurts like hell

30 y.o. Brit lookin' to have some fun. (RP)

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

thefiercestlittleredhead replied to your post:M’HAT

happy april fools lol my prank is making u think i actually care

fuck you you get a fedora

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

M'HAT

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

"Michael Philip Jagger."

"John…fuckin’ Lennon."

[ledastraylennon]

"You’ve got the fuckin’ part down pat, Jagger," he smirks. "How’re ya, mate?"

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

He rose his eyebrows, showing a slight smile to the Beatle. "I'm fine, I'm fine..." He spoke almost inwardly to himself, his hand rubbed the back of his neck. "N' you, Lennon?"

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

"Michael Philip Jagger."

"John...fuckin' Lennon."

[goppetan]

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

@Micky

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

I’ve been lonely. *pouts* Where ya been?

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

Mn. Sorry about that. I’ve been…around.

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

*raises an eyebrow* Yeah, sure. *shakes my head* Well what matters is that you’re here now. *smiles cutely*

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

"Just for you." He displayed a smirk, his arms snaked around her from behind. He pressed his lips against her cheek, providing her with a few pecks.

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

@Micky

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

I’ve been lonely. *pouts* Where ya been?

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

Mn. Sorry about that. I've been...around.

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

@Micky

-blows kisses from the distance- ——————————- *blushes*

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

-eyebrow wiggling-

-awkward winking-

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

Teeheehee *flutters my eyelashes* C’mere Micky.

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

….-glomps her up in his arms- Hi.

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

*kisses your nose and smiles* Hiya.

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

Hello, cutie. -he nuzzles up his nose with hers, giving her lips a light peck-

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

I wrote a song it's goes like this. Mick I love your dick.

thank you my dick is blushing

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

Meow.

Cute.

[surprise-its-ziggy-stardust-dea]

*waves hello*

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

-wiggles fingers- 

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

hello mick jagger ok so i rlly like fucking w/ my dad and he h8s u so i was wondering if u could like pretend to marry me 2 piss him off it would be amazing

i'm mentally married to joan but i'm sure i can make it work

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

@Micky

-blows kisses from the distance- ——————————- *blushes*

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

-eyebrow wiggling-

-awkward winking-

[imjoanjett-blog-deactivated2022]

Teeheehee *flutters my eyelashes* C’mere Micky.

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

....-glomps her up in his arms- Hi.

[itspennymccartney]

my sister got it on with mick jagger this is such a good day!!!!!!

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

michael p is back does this mean i can punch him again

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i wish you would

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

wait so u like enjoy being punched is that like a fetish of urs mick thats not good

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i….well….you’re a nerd

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

u dumb fuck i know that y would u enjoy being punched that makes u an even bigger nerd goddammit mick

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i might have a weird fetish but i can still fuck your bitch

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

michael p is back does this mean i can punch him again

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i wish you would

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

wait so u like enjoy being punched is that like a fetish of urs mick thats not good

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i....well....you're a nerd

[theredheadedram-deactivated2015]

michael p is back does this mean i can punch him again

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

i wish you would

[thisismichaeljagger-blog]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkk

Anoooooon