…Which of course leads us to the question of who would be the Only Human in a Muppet Deadwood? Bullock? Al? I’d suggest Doc as an outside possibility if only because everybody else gets spectacularly injured at a rate that implies they think all they’d need is a little bit of new stitching for repairs (and they’re usually right).
I saw this post a couple weeks ago and the idea stuck, I apologize.
Oh my fucking god
I think he'd basically have an old-timey curio cabinet version of this setup. Unsure if the muppet characters would react to this with the same level of distress as one would to a human equivalent (until they need repairs, anyway).











