I am secretly a piano

Hi I'm pretty boring most of the time and really like fake people.

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I always have such need to merely talk to you. Even when I have nothing to talk about — with you I just seem to go right ahead and sort of invent it. I invent it for you. Because I never seem to run out of tenderness for you and because I need to feel you near. Excuse the bad writing and excuse the emotional overflow. What I mean to say, perhaps, is that, in a way, I am never empty of you; not for a moment, an instant, a single second.

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West (via theresathingcalledlove)

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also wow hi i just realized i have a lot of new followers i don't know where you came from but i'm feeling the pressure to get good and just

be gentle with me

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By Yuko Ota at http://www.johnnywander.com/ and obnoxiously adorable!!

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My notebook backs from the past three years - all of them are in black pen and sharpie.

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I FOREVER SHIP YOU WITH DANICAS-DEFINITELY NOT DANICASNO REALLY

I LOVE MY DANICAS

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LAST ONE I PROMISE I JUST CAN'T TAKE HOW FUCKING CUTE SHE IS

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Here, have another one.

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Student: So, are you saying that if we want to have money, we just shouldn’t have kids? RB: I love my kids, I really do. And I can honestly say that I never feel richer than when I’m sitting around the table with all three of them. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t sometimes look at them and say: You cost me my Ferrari, you cost me my yacht and you cost me my ski chalet.

Randy Bartlett in WFI’s Financing Life (via professorquotes)

THAT STUDENT WAS ME

THAT WAS ME

THAT WAS LAST YEAR

AND SOMEONE REMEMBERED ME

:'DDDDDDDD

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OMG WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS AN AP ENGLISH ESSAY. I got a B on this one. A B.

Jane Eyre of Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte has a bad habit of using religion to justify her decisions.

At the very onset of the book, Jane is miserable.  She makes certain that the reader knows this by mentioning it at every possible opportunity.  Here's where I would cite an example if I had read the book more recently than 6 months ago.  In this instance she is taking the action/inaction most beneficial for her.  The Bible may agree with her choice, but is not the reason behind it.

Here is a second witty introductory sentence, coupled with a snide remark.  Observe as I call your attention to an event in the middle of the book, occurring in Thornfield Hall and pertaining to her love of Rochester.  Now I explain how this supports my thesis and shows Jane's hypocrisy.  Not being terribly familiar with the Good Book, I can't provide a specific example, but I make a vague reference to something from Matthew.

Jane's final decision to run crying back to Rochester pulls from her internal conflict about something or other that I knew once but really don't remember.  Now comes the specific reference, and now the insightful commentary.  I conclude the paragraph with something clever.

In conclusion, I conclude my conclusion of my thesis to be conclusive.  Concluded.

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We have too much stuff. If we have to move...if the reindeer move, we won't be able to carry everything!

My mother